MLM Bot Watch 23 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[ForeverYazoonique]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

NEW Link to the Daily Mail article of 20 May 2016 regarding an ex-bot's treatment at the hands of her 'spline' at Forever Living UK

NEW Link to NastashaBarnbotShingles' refutation of the above.

We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.

fake if you do have screen shots, I suspect Botwatch would be interested...

Has anyone actually tried the nail wraps? Or seen them in a non-edited image on an actual person's fingertips?

Haha, so I've seen ForeverYazoonique, although for some reason I'm not entirely convinced despite lengthy denials?

bleak I will admit... I havent had the delight of trying the nail wraps yet, but the pictures are

My friend had them on, they look OK. Not awful, not great. They're nail stickers and as such seem to stick on the nails like they're supposed to and like plenty of cheaper ones do.

You say they #lookokhun ? Well... I must try them Immediatly!!! 😂😂

Me neither Bleak but then, I don't know her just the rest of the human race and we tend to share similar facial expressions

I sat down and was like what on earth have you done with your make up?

She had the awful thick spider leg lashes (boak) and had all of the 'kit' out on the side. I have to say I was surprised she wasn't hawking Jamberry, I thought that would have been more her thing.

Needless to say, I've not booked another appointment with her and I also told her to get out whilst she can. She didn't really appreciate that comment

bumping well, at least you tried! The only thing that saddens me more than someone getting conned into these schemes, is someone ruining their established legitimate business with it! Imagine how many nail customers she could lose!
Sadtimes...

Is your chocolate nice chacha?

yup ... the crumbly kind, don't ya know!

I've seen the messages , what is a bit strong is the disgusting act of a teenage girl who has lived with an illness since she was born which is life restricting to be promised a miracle cure , a disgusting act , do these people think they are god ? Like to play at God ? Or when it goes wrong then bring into play police and solicitors to silence people , despicable and downright bloody disgusting

Why is she threatening her mum with the police?

Message from Eyes-

The 'Herbalife' bosses are making a big propaganda push. They have linked their criminal enterprise with the forthcoming Rio Olympics and planted a rumour in the NY Post that they are about to settle with the FTC for a derisory payment of $200 millions.

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20160524005595/en/Herbalife-Sponsors-National-Olympic-Committees-Rio-2016

fortune.com/2016/05/24/herbalifes-shares/

Totally fair enough fake please don't misunderstand me, If what you say is true, then I would be totally enraged too.. And if you go back a few pages, you will see I do not hold back if something is just plain wrong, however, you just have to be careful not to say anything that these people can use against you. Also MNHQ will remove anything they think crosses the line, so your point may end up becoming lost amongst your understandable anger.

Welcome by the way 😊

fake lets see if we can get to the bottom of your issue, because if this has occured the way you say, then frankly we need to look into it, and so do Botwatch...

Right chachaslide spit it out then are you a trolling mlm tourist? Or do you want to join in the discussion? I have to say... Its not clear from your posts....

If I have misunderstood your intentions then I apologise, but its not looking good is it?

Waves at the optical one...

Gosh MrsHumble - very intimidating behaviour, straight at me - are you a troll or join the discussion - not very respectful at all considering what you are always saying about others

Hi Bots and Non Bots- (waves!)

Oh good another one

Fake what you're saying is really disturbing and serious. Want to elaborate a bit more (if you can)?

And chacha what brings you here? What's your story?

Do you know what is really annoying? Besides MLM adherents thinking they are business owners and entrepreneurs, or fundamentalist Christian cults conning (mostly) women, or the piss-poor spelling and grammar or the nonsensical memes - the universe does not give an infinitesimal dark matter shit about what you want - or continual non-compliance over medical claims for their wumpum ........ what is really annoying is the oft repeated whines about bullying whilst posting a meme featuring an image of a woman who, it is unfair to say, does not conform to the hi-def brow/fouffy hair/c9ed trout pout of the botted to eyeballs uberbot "look". It could have had a picture of Cara Delevigne or Naomi Campbell pulling a NHFT face but, not for the first time, it had a picture with a really nasty undertone. Ignorant and arrogant.

On a more pleasant note would anyone like to share information on organisations that do good stuff that others may be interested in supporting - FB likes are often good currency

Here are a couple:
www.daysforgirls.org
www.schoolinabag.org

waves to bot

You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you, don't you

What am I Always saying about others Chacha?... Please elaborate. Because the fuck I gave is walking away.