MLM Bot Watch 21 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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Links etc to follow!

Welcome all to the new thread

Oh really? Apparently 40 is middle-aged in Bot-world

Maybe they have all flown away to exotic lands....

Leaving, on a jet plane... Dont know when I'll be back again...

So! Who is bbq'ing today? What would an LTW bbq be like? 😂😂😂

I suppose at least there would be tin foil and crisps? 😬😳

Oh, and pudding, as long as everyone lives carnation milk and creamed rice...

Corrected spelling... Loves! 🙄🙄

I think you need to live it too Fakeit

if you were doubling up on mlms, you could have some nice Aloe vera cocktails, whilst lounging by the pool!

Noooo! Not naked gardening! I haven't started yet though, got carried away shopping

But seeing as I'm having a little lunch break I've just had a good old read through the LTW compensation plan and, I don't know about you rakes, but that sounds awful. What I still don't understand though is where the bonuses come in then. I know they all keep posing with those idiotic and fake £10k cheques (hello, DSA, come and look at the fake cheque posers!), but exactly HOW do you get £10k?

soon to be £5k as the terms can be changed without notice and at any time...

Agreed Leaf yazoo jokes aside, this is a worrying scheme indeed! With constantly shifting goalposts and yet more agressive bots leading the charge, It worries me to think that some very poor people will succumb to this scheme. 😔

Tofu burgers with mint sauce, and a ginger beer or super malt to wash it down with.

Aloe vera and yazoo cocktail with a tic tac and pringles salad and an alpen bar dipped in mint sauce for dessert.

LTW seems to peddle nothing but sugar!

A litre of Aloe goo will sort that out whatever. A bit of malnutrition will get those CCs up.

Yet another beauty from the middle East targeting the Fillipino/Indonesian market:

And I can actually play piano better than that.

C.A.M

I do believe the cheques are real for LTW
A friend of mine left Forever to start a new businesss and she was signed up by the girl who got the 10k
Plus she's friends with the 5 and 2 K ones too it seems to be real money people are earning!!!!! Can't quite believe it it would have taken me ages in Forever to earn that!!!!
But I do know it is real!
Some one asked me to join but I am skeptical especially after forever....
She said they were having 20000 new products in may!!!
Maybe that's why so many people are getting involved?

'Follow the money'.

I can't keep up with everything on these threads so this may already have been spotted, but if anyone is interested in a ten minute LTW business presentation (slides with bot talking over them) that I've just found please let me know and I'll PM you a link.

Money doesn't - in the MLM world - spontaneously self-generate in the dead of night. It comes from somewhere and it goes to somewhere. Always follow those flows.

Read this article and made me think of some of those bots who tell stories of miraculous discoveries
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/06/australian-blogger-who-claimed-natural-remedies-cured-her-cancer/

I read that on BBC News yesterday, pebbles, and my first thought was MLM
related because of all their health claims.

The ultimate problem is greed. Her claiming she cured cancer through diet and supplements is as ridiculous and cruel as claiming that bee pollen and aloe Vera gelly are a cure for autism, and I welcome her being publicly shamed for this. Let this be the first of many.