MLM Bot Watch 21 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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Links etc to follow!

Welcome all to the new thread

To step outside of satire for a moment (I'll be back there later). That preconception of multiples marriages here is actually seriously misjudged (and I misjudged it too before moving here).

I worked in a department who had 60+ local males. Only two had more than one wife. I don't know the reasoning behind the second guy but I know the reasoning behind the first and I can understand it (love match but family telling him he had to marry another. He managed to broker an agreement to marry both)

And back to the humour. If DH is looking for a third wife he's dead (I'm number 2 but the UK has divorce!)

C.A.M.

*multiple. Fucking touch typing.

He was very very rich and it was a long long time ago. I reckon DH is safe.

Toobusy yes you can

Roundles alas I am in Australia, which might be a little bit far for you to come I'm sure you'll agree the Ladies Day Out sounds like a real treat though - 9 MLM's all in one place bleurgh

cozie he's safe now because he's at work ;)

There's no joking about finding a suitable husband with my Arabic grandad. At a family wedding when I was only 21 I made a joke to him about finding me a nice rich Arab, the delight on that man's face whilst he went to work the room!

Although, me and my brother both failed him terrible. All I had to do was remain a virgin and all my brother had to do was remain straight

PlaydoughGirl How about an anti MLM holiday?

Don't be ashamed nolonger if you had been told that was the case then you have nothing to be ashamed of, the fault is with those who knew it was an enormous distortion of the truth

zoom that post has given me the biggest laughs ever!

I still think an anti MLM holiday should be sorted!

zoom

With huge plastic cheques and everyone having to get up on a stage and saying how MN changed their lives.

zoom that's hilarious!

camel I think there's more polygamy going on in western countries than in the Arab world. The Mormons must wish they could still have multiple wives - it would boost the size of their MLM teams!

cozie Do you think the diamond-dripping Emir would swap his falcons for eagles, or pigeons?!

I always had the impression that in that neck of the woods, they were more into diamonds (or rubies, or sapphires, or emeralds, or Rolls Royces etc etc) than they were into falcons. I couldn't disagree with that either.

Even falcons fly business class. How many bots will be doing that next year?

Ok. Google just has too much

Sorry - touch screen monitor and fly.

Google has too much to work with. So let's play what MLM is this. First up...

"resonant frequency and precision pulsed plasma instruments"

Whilst you're searching. Here's a new one for FL.

And I will send a camel to the first one who tracks it down!

camels FLP cures paraplegia? Which country is making that claim?

BS his site doesn't say. I'm going to have to try to join his team to find out aren't I.

Ok. I don't need to join his team. He is based in Washington DC now but was previously a registered nurse in Columbia and is allegedly a qualified "health professional"

Camels, that miracle cactus drinking walking person is in Australia.

I didn't mean to contradict you there, we just posted at the same time! Maybe there's two people with the same name?

He's walked a long way then! It's a MIRACLE!

Can anyone let me know about Kleen Tech? As I've been trying to search but not getting anywhere but a friend has now set up an office in the city and is employing workers and it all sounds scammalangadingdong.