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melaw He certainly looks disturbed. Let's hope he's all wind and no piss.

Anyone fancy a game of Bot Cluedo set on a rented castle? Who killed the Parslaii Princess? My money's on Trollbot, in the Eric Worre Library, with great big plastic cheque for 50p.

BS

my moneys on barn bot, in a hot tub full of faux smiley clone-bots, with a great big bottle of aloe gloop.

ps. what has happened to Parslaii Princess? has she been killed off???? or has she just defected to another MLM???

throwing

She won't be dead for long - I heard she's suspended in a vat of aloe gloop in Willy Wonka's Cryogenic Factory.

joining thread.

My JP bot has been choosing holidays. For the past 4 months. Nothing actually booked. Just putting up pics of destinations.

Ok. Kangen water is a biggie out here in the Middle East (hugely targeting the expat/Filipino and Asian market - both wives of high earning expats and also low paid menial workers trying to support whole families back home).

I have a colleague who apparently drinks the stuff because it helps them to lose weight (um. don't think so) and I was given some of pH 2.5 and pH 6.0 (allegedly) which would apparently heal my fractured spine.

I sprayed some on my leg just to see what happened (the *pH 2.5). Um. Acid burn.

A friend acquired some pH testing strips for me and the pH 2.5 is actually pH 1.0 and the pH 6.0 is actually pH 3.

And if you google it (I don't think advertising standards are the same here) it can cure AIDS and cancer.

Sad confession time - I have wasted hours over the last 2 days watching the global rally live stream. It was like a car crash, I knew I shouldn't look but I couldn't help it. Also my bot went but i don't think she got a cheque. (I did ask her when she was collecting it on Facebook but she didn't reply, she must have missed my message in all the excitement) but one of her down line did get one. She got a fl credit card though and treated her team to a meal out. But it wasn't really a treat was it if she didn't pay?

Next year's rally is in Dubai- that's not a cheap place to fake it- they'll be needing those cheques.

Probably already been posted on a previous thread but worth a repost as it's applicable to all MLM'S

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8CKjbz5aOA

Is it just me who thinks earning $15k over the course of a year is a very small amount of money to earn. In fact, most of the cheques I have seen, split between a couple and converted to pounds, for a years income, isn't that amazing. I would like to see how much they earn for the rest of the year too. They all seem to be exempt from giving full accounts to companies house, suggesting their turnover doesn't tally up with what they say they earn.

This is insane- the top UK bot has got a cheque for $1m- where the fuck does it come from?

That might stop top bot defecting then as the rumours were all saying they were about to go. I'm sure that cheque is not a ploy to stop the embarrassment of them leaving

Are the cheque sin US dollars?

I can see why FL is such a success. They really whip everyone up into a frenzy. I even logged on to see the size of bot #1's cheque and I hate MLMs with a passion.

I guess the money comes from the sign-ups. Even if every bot only ever buys their bot box, aren't they about £160? If there are a million bots as reported the that's £160m straight off the bat.

It's all so vulgar though.

I guess the money comes from all the sign-ups

Oh yes, especially when your low level, desperate worker ants are posting photos of their dim and distant upline colleagues receiving mega-bonus cheques, saying how they're going to be in Dubai receiving similar cheques next year and posting stuff like "My inbox has gone mad today after our team number 1 received a $1000000 cheque just for working hard and helping others".

There are always going to be people who fall for it and, sadly, they are usually the people who can't afford to fall for it.

What was the rumour about top bot with the Million pound cheque leaving ? You can't just say that and run. She must be running a successful business to earn that bonus unless you know different.

It's been discussed lots on other threads googlepoodle

Can't read through them all to find out - can anyone summarise why NH might be leaving?

MLMs are big, rich, international organisations who need to hold the line on the UK and Europe at the moment. The size of any cheques doesn't surprise me.

One of the boys who got nearly a $100k cheque is round the corner from me and it is genuine. She is an incredibly hard worker and a natural salesperson and I think that combo can do really well in FL. she has also built a really good team so that helps to uo the Cc's. I'd imagine it is the same for NH who got the plus million pound cheque. But what are the rumours about her leaving. Why would you leave at the top of your game?

'Boys' should have said bots

I guess we'll never find out the formulae used to calculate these bonuses?

A cheque for 1mill US dollars does not make you a millionaire in the UK.

Glad that is off my chest.

Fucking life tree fucking world. ALL over local selling pages and admin doing nothing about it. I seriously question the mental faculties of anyone replying 'more information please' to this absolute pile of bollocks. Sorry, needed to get that off my chest.

Aye it's good to get things off the chest.

I'm teetotal and it even makes me want wine.

Hi Grumpy, just gives me the rage. What makes people think, 'ooh, get paid for doing my shopping and then get my shopping for free, that sounds totally legit, sign me up now.'??? Going to have to do another body combat class tomorrow to work this off.