MLM Bot Watch 16 - Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes

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Botwatch
botwatchblog.wordpress.com
www.facebook.com/liestopper/?fref=ts

Timeless Vie
timelessvie.wordpress.com
www.facebook.com/timelessvie

Eyes Blog:
mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.nl

Hommetepreneur:
www.facebook.com/hommetrepreneur/

That's ok...I have my Double Caps to keep me awake! Seriously...what is it about double caps? IS THIS DOUBLE CAPS? Ooh...or maybe all those Yellow Bags make the heads of the bots sooo big they need two caps? To keep the sun off when they're on the beach with their laptops?

Welcome anyway, Lemming. I hope you don't find the threads too depressing or angry-making.

Not at all! And I was angry when I wrote the bloody thing...Timeless Vie has had me in stitches this week! Fucking love that site! 😁😁

Your article is amazing lemming am going to share it far and wide!! Really well written. So angry about Sarah's experience, and so sad how many stories like that we are hearing. Glad to have you join us!

Thank you- it's just a load of pissedoffness typed on a page. What's pathetic is that the fl-bots, the jp-bots, etc...all spout, word for word, what the other companies are saying! Do you think they share the quotes out on a rota system? "Oh yes...we foreverbots have used the fuck out of this one this month. Let's pass it on to Juice Plus. Oh, and while you're at it, could you pick up the "dream life" quote book from them, and the yellow bags they borrowed from us last month?". Christ on a skateboard!

You know how FL bots have always been keen to film their training sessions? Well I'm disappointed to say that the event at the Chateau in exotic Droitwich wasn't filmed.

Do you reckon they've learned from their mistakes and are avoiding any hard evidence of their bullshit claims surfacing on websites like here, BotWatch and TV?

Officially, Norbert. Officially.

Norbet #fuckno. They have an answer for everything! Excuse all the f-bombs btw...I've had to rein myself in all day!

I imagine the scripts originally percolate down from the top, Lemming, although once people are actually indoctrinated, they would probably talk like that to a misbehaving shower-head!

(There are some nice possibilities for a TV skit along the lines of somebody trying to deal in an MLM way with a recalcitrant household appliance. )

Remember, Lemming, that these threads are read by MLM reps as well as others.

cozietoesie - are we sending in undercover agents now?

Barnbot was speaking at the Chateau. I'm sure she'd be happy to fill us in on it on her next visit!

PS - as always, if you write anything that you think might impact adversely on yourself or someone else, you can always report your own post and ask MNHQ to remove it - which they might or might not do.

lemming fab article, glad you are speaking up about MLM's.

Not at all, Norbert. It's just that.........things have a habit of getting out these days. You have to understand the technology you utilise.

aah yes.....Walls have ears / loose lips sink ships ....

cozie thanks. I've just reported my last two posts up there. What I'd really like to do is write "The Bot Commandments"!

I've often thought that the various MLMs saw the 'positive' (to them) aspects of social media and new technology without really clicking the downside.

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Lemming I'm a bit in love with you

It's okay everyone! I love you all too

Aw #lovzya #to #hun #your #amazeballz! Fuck a duck...how does anyone write like that for FUN? Hurts my head!

They're missing a trick, actually...as well as the sand-covered laptops and yellow bags, have they even thought about marketing Yellow PolkaBot bikinis?