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MLM Bot Watch 14- Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes, Bot

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Melaw21 · 14/03/2016 13:08

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workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 23:06

It's gone suddenly silent - maybe there's a few PM's flying around now - with "crikey" how are we going to deal with this one?..... "I know let's do the cheese thing again!.....

throwingpebbles · 15/03/2016 23:07

Or maybe we are just all off to bed so we can get up in time for our oh so tragicomic j.o.b.s Smile

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DollyTwat · 15/03/2016 23:09

There's no list.
Honest! No pm's - no list
Ha ha!

No one cares who anyone is.

holdontoyourbutts · 15/03/2016 23:10

chimps I think people are likely going to bed and are also really bored with your posts now. We know your agenda, that's fine, your entitled to your opinion about mlm's, but unless you can engage in healthy debate rather than mudslinging you're not going to get very far.

Wonderfulworcestershirelady · 15/03/2016 23:12

Chimps I have had my own business for over 25yrs. I was given sound advice very early on in my career.

  1. In business never take things personally.
  2. What people say about you is really none of your business.
  3. If a deal appears to be too good to be true it is.
  4. Never buy anything in a sale. They only discount items no one else wants!
The last one is my shopping mantra. The aim of these threads is to inform and discuss the dubious practices of the numerous MLMs currently active in the uk. They target women who are vulnerable.
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workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 23:13

Really Throwing?? .. do ya think?.....are you speaking on behalf of the collective? Some of these posters have gone on well into the night on most days ... with Parslai points and crumpets - maybe some are swapping more details about us in the industry? must be Hump day tomorrow - regroup and think about how we bully the MLMers again!....

Twunk · 15/03/2016 23:13

Fuck me I've had no PMs you bastards

Wonderfulworcestershirelady · 15/03/2016 23:15

Oh and number 2 really does work for paranoia.

cozietoesie · 15/03/2016 23:15

Well done, acat. The new thread may be needed soon. Smile

throwingpebbles · 15/03/2016 23:18

Your posts get less and less coherent as the night goes on chimps ...

It is 11 pm, you sound astonishingly obsessed with this thread. I some genuinely successful business people and two things stand out
A) they keep their private lives private and
b) they wouldn't give a monkeys what some people were saying about them on mumsnet.

DollyTwat · 15/03/2016 23:18

Some drugs make you paranoid don't they? Just saying ..

Where are my pm's you utter cunts

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throwingpebbles · 15/03/2016 23:19

Twunk, I'll pm you dahhling!! It will contain all kinds of super exciting plotting and secret plans.

Or it might just be inane chatter about cheese Smile

Patzy85 · 15/03/2016 23:20

What a strange evening. GrinGrinGrin

DollyTwat · 15/03/2016 23:20

I clearly haven't worked hard enough to be in the secret pm club. But I've tried so hard. I've been on every thread. If I get 2 new people to the thread every day will I win the opportunity to be in the pm club?

Wonderfulworcestershirelady · 15/03/2016 23:21

Chimps mn is more than this thread why don't you have a look around and broaden your horizons. I genuinely think you need to reengage with the world outside your MLM. It is very refreshing to venture outside your own bubble. I am offering you the hand of mn friendship here[smili]

Wonderfulworcestershirelady · 15/03/2016 23:22

*Smile

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workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 23:22

Wow - disclaimers 'en masse - way too many quick to dispel the PM theory, in my humble opinion, "honest guv" - there is NO list - but yet when you scroll back a while - it was flying about with gay abandon - now the list is no more.... like I said previously as it was stated in public - many of you apparently "know" who I am - so sleeping contently knowing this information is floating around is going to help me right? Does any one person hold the DATA protection on this list - or is it a free for all? - is the data sold to the nearest criminal so that my house is burgled or my car stolen off my drive? - my children can sleep safely knowing this information is held in good hands by you guys. My OH will also sleep well - maybe I will tell them to bring a baseball bat up to bed just in case! - Yep - you "know" who I am - how many others do I wonder....

kamchatka23 · 15/03/2016 23:24

Nobody cares who you are. I think you have delusions of grandeur.

dadandmum · 15/03/2016 23:24

I go away for an afternoon and WW3 seems to of arrived, the simple fact of the matter is the the closer you are to the top of the inverted funnel, the more money you make from the people below you are waste money on trying really hard to build a business in a over saturated market of both product and of some variation of a Rep in the local area, near me there is currently 10+ top level FL Bots, and close to nearly 100+ local reps all trying to take a slice of the pie and make a decent living from it. Yes you can spend all day on Facebook messaging random people, go through CV databases, attend marketing events and christ only knows what else, the ROI just doesn't work if you are at the bottom, and its bloody hard work to find that path to go up the chain quickly. Yes there are people who have joined after I joined and managed to do Manager in 10 weeks, but they have the time, the network and the availability to do it in the area they live. Scotland is prime example, didly shit was happening up there, then all of a sudden it went mental and managers were spawning out of thin air, and the same for South Wales, three Welsh bots, when from 0 to hero in months. Its all about demographic, network and time, just like any business, its just not your business its some one else's and you are a cheap franchisee with no contract that will give you something if shit hits the fan.

DollyTwat · 15/03/2016 23:25

The bots ARE enjoying MN though aren't they! They'd never admit it, but they are!

We can be forthright and swear and everything.

Bet they stay in secret

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