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Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch (11) Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Itworks, Younique etc as scambralamas978

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Melaw21 · 01/03/2016 14:56

continued discussion of mlms!

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lazycoo · 03/03/2016 16:34

Melaw proper belly laugh at your hashtag! Thank you 😂😂😂

Twunk · 03/03/2016 16:37

I love you huns! Grin

cozietoesie · 03/03/2016 16:44

Ah. Twunk is clearly susceptible to one of the words and has already had a stiff one. Grin

bossbabebot · 03/03/2016 16:49

#rakeshuns ..... For all you rakes out there I salute you!

Melaw21 · 03/03/2016 16:50

So much #hunning here today parslaii pussies! #feelintheluv

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sparkleyes · 03/03/2016 17:16

Waves to fellow adherents! Hope your all feeling tragicomic today GrinConfusedBlush

lazycoo · 03/03/2016 17:18

I'm about to pass out from the eyespy drinking game 😂

throwingpebbles · 03/03/2016 17:22
MimsyPimsy · 03/03/2016 17:31

I've found these threads fascinating, so thank you all! One thing I find strange. FL etc promote the rapid rise up the ranks as evidence of the success of MLMs. But surely that's evidence of the failure of bots to actually make money?

I gather the bot passes through several phases?
a) When they start, they promote to friends, and the most shameless successful rise up the ridiculous ranks pretty quickly. After all, if your friend says they are making money, you would believe them.
b) The bot then runs out of friends, so moves on to friends of friends, acquaintances etc. This promotes the bot to the manager (or whatever) rank, so they feel pretty successful, and expect this to continue.
c) However, then the bot runs out of "easier" targets. To maintain the momentum, they may decide to use their own money to rise further, by buying product themselves, or as we've heard, by offering a loan to pay upfront for a box.
d)The most "successful" reach the top 20 in the UK etc. Luckily, this happens rapidly (before they realise the truth), but must coincide with when they run out of hot prospects (aka friends or people going through a vulnerable time).
e) Then they run out of money to maintain their level, or perhaps they see the light and get a J.O.B. so they drop down the rankings, freeing the way for later recruits to take their place.

So the only reason these Shrillbots rise up the rankings so quickly is because others are dropping out. And due to the mindset training, those who drop out feel it's because of some innate failure in their own personality/work ethic, rather than a failure of the whole system.

So do we never hear about them again? Could more of these not stand up and be counted, to prevent more people being taken in? Much kudos to those who have spoken out though.

DayToDayShit · 03/03/2016 17:46

Been thinking about the JL diamond tips video above.

That woman was standing there telling all those people in the room to listen up as she may tell them something that will make them millionaires.

How can she blatantly lie knowing they will get nothing but skint and heartache.

Same with all that bollox at the JP convention at the weekend. They, at the top know bloody well all those downlines will end up losing out.

It is one thing going into business which may or may not be successful, but actually encouraging people into something where they will fail is beyond horrendous.

It makes my blood boil just thinking about it.

MimsyPimsy · 03/03/2016 17:51

I think a lot of them convince themselves. Confused

DayToDayShit · 03/03/2016 17:55

Convince themselves that there are an infinite number of people on the planet.

Annie65 · 03/03/2016 18:02

I swear if anyones phone had gone off she would have slapped their legs and sent them to detention. She is really up her own arse. All those people had won the privilege to be at that training too.Confused

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rayofhope · 03/03/2016 18:11

It's not free, it's cost them their soul :/

sminkypink · 03/03/2016 18:12

I think she's that brainwashed she believes her own bullshit, also they have a get out clause, don't they? 'You didn't work hard enough, hun, you didn't follow the plan.' When anyone with a pocket calculator will soon discover, if you have six in your downline and they too have six, by about level 13 of the pyramid, ( I think it's 13 levels), you would need more people to sustain the swindle, than there are actual people on the planet.
Seeing as the uberbots who've posted here claim to have, say 6000 in their downline, could anyone here 'do the math'? Because f that's what you need to have the magical income and 'The Leech' claims that you can all be millionaires, (if you listen to the messiah and keep your phone on silent), then, tell me. How many levels down the pyramid would we get before we ran out of hooman beans? It can't be many can it?
This is why pyramids don't work, nothing to do with not following your bullshit plans, there just aren't enough of us on the planet.

darceybussell · 03/03/2016 18:12

FFS the JL diamond tips video where she says that everyone wants to see you fail! If you fail people will be pleased and they will say 'never mind, come and join me in poverty'.

THE REST OF US ARE NOT ALL LIVING IN POVERTY GODDAMMITT!!!

Ribbet8890 · 03/03/2016 18:13

This probably is against the handbook!

Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch (11) Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Itworks, Younique etc as scambralamas978
Patzy85 · 03/03/2016 18:18

To be a 2.5K qualifier you would have made FL £415,000.

I think you would deserve a holiday.

Even if it isn't actually a holiday and it's just one big success day, listening to them bleat on about the same stuff over and over again in a more exotic location.

cozietoesie · 03/03/2016 18:19

I think I'll scrub that question about her speaking rates. I found some fascinating figures on a little site called 10INCOMES and if I were on that site, I'd probably be doing lectures for free - in deep gratitude!

Clearly designed to be quite quite inspirational. Smile

sminkypink · 03/03/2016 18:19

I know darcybussell that totally boiled my piss, what a lie that is. What she means is, your friends can see you're in a scam and it's my job to keep you in the scam.

Annie65 · 03/03/2016 18:31

My family member is trying to sell FL products she has already brought. Pre-buying I think to make up her cc's. She is struggling to reach supervisor and is spending money on "success days", "training days", giving away products to charity do's, her mentor is really love-bombing her at the moment and all I can do is sit and be there when it all goes pear-shaped.Sad

cozietoesie · 03/03/2016 18:32

I fear that that's probably the case, Annie.

lazycoo · 03/03/2016 19:00

Thanks mimsy! Not sure where the old bots are but they're welcome here.

BlahBlahfuckingBlah · 03/03/2016 19:53

I've just looked through JL Facebook page and to be honest I can easily see why people get sucked in...lots of happy photos and big grins.

How has this complete bollocks got so big? Are there really that many people who believe they can get rich quick? It's heartbreaking when I think of all the people who are probably going to lose everything when it goes tits up.

Why is the government not investigating this? Fucking hell I'm so angry and it seems there's bugger all you can do. I've likened it to an abusive marriage, you can tell the person til you're blue in the face but they have to admit it's wrong themselves Sad