In Memory of All Those We Have Lost to MLMs

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in this thread, we light tealights, lay parslai wreaths or whatever to remember all those friends and family we have lost to MLMs.

Of course. Credit to Coolio where it is due though. Perhaps we could rename Gangsta's Paradise... Wanker's Paradise?

Love it power! That'll go down well with the bitchbots and the hobots when they're shizzling their sizzles with MC O'Brain.

Maybe I should re think my career. Gangsta bookkeeper 😎

Slightly amended Huns

As I walk through the fields of the aloe of debt

I take a look at my friends list and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been lying and prospecting so long,
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a down line that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you're talking and where you're sizzling
Or you and your homies might be homeless cold and drizzling

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the reality smoke, BROKE
I'm the kinda Bot the little homies wanna be like

On my knees in the night saying prayers to my bank in the streetlight

Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the lies
So I gotta be down with the bot team
Too much training weekends got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my white merc on loan keys in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out bot set trippin' liar
And my DOWN LINES is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
DEBT ain't nothing but a CC away,
I'm living A LIE, do or die, what can I say
I'm 23 grand down now, and I'll NEARLY BE 24
The way things are going I don't know how much more

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are FRIENDS AND FAMILY

Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's REPPIN, but half of them ain't REAPIN
What's going on in SALT LAKE CITY?
I don't know ANY BETTER THATS A PITY'
They say I gotta learn, but masters of deception are here to teach me
If haterz can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they KNOW BETTER, that's why I know my life is out of luck, broke

Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in forever's false paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are FRIENDS AND FAMILY
[Fade out]

so much good hun xo

#amazeballs

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

We are looking for art work, poems, songs etc about losing a loved one to an MLM. Or just an MLM. either way to be featured on TV.

Please no naming names.

luv ya huns xo

I'd like to pay my respects to:

Juicebot and her juicebot husband. They walk together, all smiley and happy trying to lull you into signing up for the greenshit. A friend lost.

The FL bot who posts so many selfies but never gets any likes on her posts because everyone is too scared. Another friend lost.

And two separate yoonique people who hashtag every post about where their fucking office is today and how amazing their lives are and how women in business are empowering. Two more gone :(

lights a tea light

:(

lights a tealight in sympathy

Ambler's poem is up on TV. timelessvie.wordpress.com/2016/02/19/ambler21-misses-her-friend-a-poem-about-losing-someone-to-an-mlm/

dead serious about hte art work etc btw.

power that is amazing.

i know right? gangsta rap mlm resistance right here folks.

we could do hip-hop too!

moves creaky legs

Need a bot to come at me and we can have a rap battle

omng power. that would be RAD

Eeeeeeeeeeeek

Currently working on a jay z '99 problems' style Younique inspired one.

'^If you're having sales problems I feel bad for your mum
She bought 99 lipsticks but she don't need one^

looking foward to it power

Anyone up for a doing a haiku? A bot-lost haiku?

It would make you rich
If markets grew forever.
What a load of shite.

"Aloe California"

On a dark Internet highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of aloes, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the #bossbabe bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Aloe California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Aloe California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is MLM-twisted, she got the (white) Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty bots she calls friends
How they dance on the Facebook, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Upline,
"Please bring me my shake"
He said, "We haven't had that shit here since nineteen sixty eight"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Aloe California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Aloe California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your downlines

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The yellow champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the upline's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their #haters knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Upline,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

Bloody brilliant!!!!!!!

omg huns u r so creativ.

love youse

and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Saw this on a previously sensible Facebook friends wall today. "Mommy makes bank"? The fuck?!

classy

Loving Aloe california! If I could change one word though it would be 'champagne' to 'prosecco' lol, and how about this line, "You can pack your aloe vera case, but you can never leave"? 😂😂😂