MLM-Bot Watch SIX - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie

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And I also support equality and gay marriage so I'd not give even 1p to Forever, seeing that their owner donated to an anti gay marriage campaign.

Hi Annie65 nice to hear from you, I feel very welcome here and amongst like minded people! I couldn't believe the cheek of whoever that was sending me a link for a toilet cleaning job. As if they assume I wouldn't do it because I have done before as part of other jobs and wouldn't mind doing it again! To comment on someone's employment status is low and unnecessary but I'd much rather clean toilets than be part of a brain washed cult. So if you are reading this fake account person, a big HI from me to comment on someone's children in such a disgusting way makes you far scummier than someone who stays home to look after her children because she is in the position to do so.

Mummystar123

Please watch this video which features victims of 'Herbalife,' one of the biggest US-based 'MLM' cultic rackets. It's multi-millionaire bosses ignore all evidence to the contrary, and arrogantly pretend that 'Herbalife' is an innocent nutritional company selling billions of dollars worth of vitamins, shakes, etc., to millions of happy customers all around the world.

Not even launched yet and already smashing the promotions....wonder how much they have ploughed into this? But gutted I missed the Essex "launch" event though- would have been fascinating to attend

she's right, timing IS everything in an MLM.

The first people to join an MLM stand to make the most money, because the higher you are in the pyramid and more people below you funneling money to you there are. Hence all the fuckers bailing on FL etc and joining Ariix.

So she's higher up this new MLM so stands a chance of making more money off people?

cubic with the Arbonne product testing they had started to advise that you mustn't give the tubes/pots etc but to buy small plastic pots and throwaway spoons to decant the product into... Kind of ruins the whole gold bag thing really!

I have 3 JP and 2 younique in my Facebook and not one of them has asked me about joining or buying.

I am suspicious...

applysomepressure exactly, you got it.

hence "premomentum" and all the cloak and dagger secrecy - they won't want to compete with other Bots for the prime pickings at the top of the pyramid.

Hi Ariix bots, we're watching you too waves

Why is ariix calling itself the opportunity company? Opportunity to alienate all your friends? Opportunity to try and pretend the snake oil you are selling can cure all? Opportunity to waste lots of time and money??

My JP bot jumped on ariix about 2 months ago...

Opportunity to try to flog something where people probably don't recognise the name, I guess. The other 'contenders' are becoming just a little too infamous.

i checked out Ariix's products, they look as shitey as any other MLM.

Two of them are doing excessive inspiration quotes, two have done launches and not invited me and I forgot there's a Nu Skin one who's recruiting apparently...

No messages tags nothing, I'm relieved but a bit suspicious.

I'd be their perfect candidate. SAHM, sociable, lots of fb acquaintances which makes me wonder why I've not had anyone try their luck!

I'm very happy about this by the way, it's not an invitation!!

Well Yes.

BUT

'Is this [insert name of MLM of choice] thing? My wife's cousin's best friend does that and she's a .........'

'Oh No. We're completely different. We're all about.....[start MLM spiel.]

Just wait and see.

Well, by SAHM, I do work, but very very part time!

cubic uh huh, but the bottom line is top of the pyramid (by fiddle) still means you're racking in money from the downline

i've noticed they all look the same. they seem to prefer blondes over brunettes.

Ariix especially freaks me because of the creepy Scientologist (TS) mindset trainer. I've read a few books on Scientology, enough to know to stay very well away from these people.

the founder, "DR" fred cooper - it's too bad he couldn't have used his alleged mathematical talent for something truly useful, instead of scamming people