MLM bot watch - Discussion of the network marketing companies Forever Living, Herbal Life, Juice Plus etc as a pyramid scheme or scam

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Continuing the discussion of the various network marketing schemes or multi-level marketing schemes (MLMs) that people we know are involved in.

If you have a bot of your own then join us and share what they are saying!

Or if you are researching a company before signing up to be a network marketer please take a look at the previous bot watch thread and also this thread which delves deeper into the workings of MLMs.

And don't forget our very own MN MLM Timeless Vie!
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Can I join in, I have got my very own juice plus bot. She is very committed and is posting 2 or 3 times a day :) my favorite being the before and afters of completely different people!
She tried to suck me in to be on her team as soon as I accepted her friend request but I did a good block. I had just put a post up about a cleaning business I've just started to tried to recruit her right back as a new customer, it was most amusing, both of us trying to recruit each other!!

Hi last, I will, but prob not 'til Sunday as it requires me putting some info together (I saved the links).

Meeting was good, by the way. Actual business, which helps me earn a steady wage, pension, private healthcare. Why on earth anyone would give that up for Aloe shite is beyond me.

no problem, I can wait

checking in at last! my bot is V V V quiet. No #dreambig posts. I feel cheated!

acat yeah but does your job give you the opportunity to have your very own naff yellow suitcase?

My fl bot has today advised:

"Can find like 7 or 8 different uses for the hand and face soap. I have actually replaced all my bathroom products with forever because we supply the best at most reasonable price"

No you've actually replaced them cos you've got to buy £200 worth of stock for yourself a month. I'll stick with my 75p lidl shampoo.

I am confused at the 7 or 8 uses. Hands, hair, body, ...... struggling now.

Little, this is the full list for the cream:

Face day cream
Face night team
Hand cream
Leg cream
General body cream
Anti stretch mark cream
Massage cream (who needs oil?)

little I have no idea either!! Also why hand and face soap? I have stuff I use to wash my hands and stuff to wash my face. I have never thought those two needed combining...

Cake, I suppose I could buy a naff yellow suitcase for those occasional business trips, but I'd rather keep things, erm, neutral classy.

I cant work out if my Bot is actually drinking the same stuff that she cleans her drain with. Its not clear

Tupperware The FL ad pack states that they're not allowed to advertise that a % of sales will go to charity. They can say they will make a donation, just not that it will be a certain percentage. Your bot is flouting the rules like so many do.

Tiredemma

So I've had an email letting me know what I'm in for at the webinar tonight. The bold phrases are in bold on the email.

On the webinar you will discover:

• The 21 Mindset Steps of the World's Greatest Network Marketers.
• What MLM Winners do that the Average Network Marketer is unwilling to do!
• How to identify the mindset patterns of a top earner.
• Why your subconscious is “programmed” to keep you from achieving the success you deserve and how to reprogram your mind to finally overcome any destructive habits.
• The missing mindset ingredient that will skyrocket your success in Network Marketing (revealed in step 6)
• The amazing neuroscience of success . . . and how to use it to build your dream team and create the business you’ve always wanted
• The real secret to overcoming doubts, fears, lack of confidence & overwhelm
• How applying Step 20 can attract more of the right prospects overnight
• And too much more to list in this email at this early hour lol.

It's all SO mysterious...

Another lurker. love these threads. in the spirit of the weekend thought I would post some classic memes from one of my youuuiunique bots

oops sorry think that one is not younique but the "it works" thing? here's another though

this is my fave though. cos we all know about the generous pension schemes and sick pay offered by mlms

I love the irony of the 'lacing someone else's pockets' memes.

Because the people at the top of the pyramid aren't laughing all the way to the bank. Oh no!

OH NOES.

lol @ tiredemma.

I'm collecting all this shite for teh blog - hope that's okay with everyone

collect away. here's another classic

So really stretching the imagination to get to the 7 then.

Not sure my fanjo would get on with aloe.

Still would make for some interesting staged photos.

any chance of the picture loki?

Arf at leg cream, hand cream, general body cream!

What about shoulder cream?! Little finger cream?!

Oh remember the fortnightly business presentation that my bot and her team are running? Well the first one was last night and pics have just gone up.

I don't think anyone turned up. All the photos are of the team presenting, apart from the one taken from the 2nd row, and the only people in the 1st row are the other team members...