SALARY:HOW MUCH DO YOU AND DH EARN???

[jamey]

Lets see how we all compare!
1your salary- if not SAHM- and occupation
2DH salary and occupation
3No of kids
4anythiing else?

1Me-£30,000-PA
2DH-34,000-Shop manager
3 Three kids
4Huge mortgage

Mind your own fecking business

1Me - Prostitute - £150,000/pa (I'm a good piece of arse). Being self-employed has its pitfalls, though
2DH - Pimp - 20% of all his bitches' earnings.
He has to subtract money he pays to gangs for protection, however.

2 Kids

No mortgage - we pay cash for everything

pmsl expat
not as classy as me though

Rearrange the following to make a well-known saying or phrase:

BUSINESS
YOUR
MIND
FECKING
OWN

Even my mother doesn't know what our household income or mortgage is; I'm sure as hell not telling a complete stranger on the internet ... particularly one who's only made three posts on MN ....

I'm looking for a promotion, and Lily is a well-recongised madame who will hopefully be organising a new client services centre .

you'd get a lot of business in the classier parts of Bristol expat
I'll get started on your new internet site

We can negotiate your management fees, Lily. Then you can say you're a personal manager, promoter and life coach .

makes me sound a bit like a boxing promoter type
not sure about that as I am so used to spending my days being pampered and lunching out.......

who on earth are you?

Gordon Brown???

TV researcher?

yes tis Gordon Brown

coming to find out about normal people

they all come here - Caitlin Moran, Gordon Brown

I bet that Trinny and Susannah are constantly over in the Style Shop

oh thank god! i came on here thinking wtf?! 38 people have told this nosey beggar how much they earn?

i see now that i underestimated you all...

mildmannered - read the thread

Of course not, janitor, everyone's taking the mick.

I am

I'm a public transport whore, too.

I prefer Lothian buses and specialise in routes heading to the Leith area from Princes Street.

1Me- Newsreader - £500 per 10pm News prog
2 No DH
No kids
Live in a paper bag under waterloo bridge

that's still too much for the service you provide Huw I'm afraid
expat you tart

Thanks Batters - salted or sugary popcorn?