clever one liner to win comp - help!!!!!!!!

[schooldays]

Hi all

I am entering a comp in my local paper -had to collect three tokens so ready to send it off now BUT - they have a 'tiebreaker' question as follows "if all your household bills were combined into one monthly bill, what would you call it" -

any suggestions - am crap at this type of thing!!!!!!!!!

thanks

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