im in desperate need for friends

[IAmTheNewQueenOfMN]

please someone be my friend......im ever so lonely. no one will be my friend, i think they are embarrassed to be seen out with me because of my facial disfigurement, if there is any out there not so superficial please contact me x

i also have really bad wind, thought i should get that out the way now too, save any embarrassment x

I'll be your friend, but I to live to far away to be be a 'proper friend'.

Who were you before you name changed?

oh coco you are so sweet
but I'm afraid this was a drunken annoying "joke" by my stepson
sorry

sorry. we don't do 'windy' friends. There is a limit you know

........I am your friend you daft numpty

Oh ok. I did wonder when the windy post appeared but I'd already typed my reply..

22 and turned up as a surprise at about 5pm yesterday

my kids llove him to bits, he was armed with lots of pressies for them but then we got drinking