LONDON XMAS DO!!! Final List!!!

[Flamesparrow]

You can still add your name!

Venue is here

22nd November

£20 per head

Paypal is [email protected] - when it gives you the payment types, please select "other" and then "gift" to avoid me paying your fees. If I am charged fees I will be asking for them back!

Email: [email protected] if you want to pay by cheque, bank transfer, cash or nochex and I will give you the details (Nochex will incur a fee)

That payment covers canapes and some drinks (more details about that in my next post)

List of all coming so far - if you aren't on it and you think you have paid, then yell and I will check my records!!!

Whoops - are you about at all this week to meet up and sort music???

Flamesparrow
Psychomum5
StG
BecauseImWorthIt
Lovecat
AtheneNoctua
sallystrawberry
SS Sister
CountessDracula
Orangina
Squiffy
custy
legalalien
Sheiky
POTC
theUrbanDryad
piffle
Sophable
snorris
Mars
jura
littlelapin
NorkyButNice
Whoops
Stitch
morningpaper
merryberry
cremolafoam
mamaformerlyknownasglam
EyeballsintheSky
PPH
Sazisi
Serenity
Mamazon
ScummyMummy

mamazon what a gorgeous lass, bloody funny with it too!
Nappies is hysterical, sheik is adorable, MP utter class act in that stunning dress. Flames incredibly presented bosom. Custy speaks sense with soul. Sorry went TMI on you though
Mars has talked me into training as post natal doula, am going to visit Buda/pest, Bath, Belfast and Dublin.
Norky is going to counsel me through boob job.
Millionsmore to mention but must dash as DS is ill
I'll be back to mention more lovelies later.

well, I do remember MP having a grope of mine!

So what was everyone's journey home like?

Mine went fine until I had to get the bus replacement service, and then some random German was sick and the driver threw a strop and threw him off the bus, making us miss our connecting tube at Northwood. Bastard. Meant I had to freeze my norks off waiting for the last Tube back!

Still, was worth it!

We had the poor barman jumping in front of black cabs at 1.30am trying to get rid of us

our journey was interesting.

no taxi seemed to like us enough to stop.....mhami then decided to start flashing her legs at anyone going past to try n snag one.

we finally got one, and he was a VERY nice man who dropped us by StG's hotel (and we HAVE to rave about him as we promised we would), and then went into StG's hotel.

mhami was very loud, we were asked to leave by a grumpy man, so then walked back to our place.......me trying to go quick, mhami trying to hold herself and flame up and going slow!

got there eventually, and I rang DH at 2 ish to tell him we were safe!

pmsl
Lapin, me, sally and sis strawberry had a civilised journeyback to paddington.
Me trying to get key in the door in pitch black not quite so easy... But then sleep... And awoke to little snow flurry at 8am
And then saw theclampers out in force...
Had gorgeous breakfast at Providores in marylebone.
Strolled along Oxford street and bought very little [shame]
Sure was pissing down thismorning though!

I was SOOOOOO excited to see the snow

AND some kind person had strung up fairy lights in the window opposite ours so it looked very pretty and festive, cue me bouncing more (much to flames disgust what with her hangover).....

and then the rain came

we went to covent gardens.....I bought pressies for the children and a hairy stone on a plant pot for DH ((very cool stall with a lady who makes pet rocks/give a stone a home cute little ornaments.

DH is not quite so enamoured with the hairy stone as me tho......

oooh, and we went to leicester square for steak (flame NEEDED meat!!), and we saw them setting up for the madaghasca premier.

I was so touristy today..........flame is ashamed of me I fear

serves her right, makes up for you having to look after her last night

pillock (I am never again going to be able to say pillock without remembering last night)..........I agree completely

Is "pillock" a part of your everyday vocabulary then, Psycho!!

Pillock - was brilliant to talk to you last night too!

Oi! I didn't make her look after me! She yanked my skirt down once at the start of the night, and nothing else

you mean apart from when she had to help 2 drunkards tipsy ladies stagger walk home?

tee hee!!!!!

No - I was being told by Mhamai that I needed help walking home, and then had to stagger in heels with her hanging off me

I found you curled up in a corner towards the end of the night, and have you seen that photo of you at the end of the night? Ooh, can I put that one on here? I'll put the smoking badger on!

'avin a faaaaaaag

I saw the smoking badger one on FB! Made me snort with laughter!

flame was very slow with the 'helping' lady I have to admit.

and she kept dropping her photos (mhamai that is), putting them under her arms, forgetting where she put them, accused us of stealing them and also a boy/lad/young man of taking them, me lying about having them (she was very drunk!!), and then when we pointed out they were under her arms she would lift her arms to look, dropping the photos all over again

it was not very funny after the third time of dropping them

No idea whether the badger was smoking when we arrived, or was a MN addition

I wonder how mhamai is today actually.....we never saw her past flame seeing her at 6am......her poor head!

she was funny tho trying to tell people about clitoral stimulation and the non-thrusting

It was funny until MP and I realised we couldn't escape

Altogether now ladies... It's not the thrust that matters, it's the clitoral stimulation

I think she tried to corner everybody to tell them that

and then she decided that mars needed a lapdance

Ah, so that explains Mars having a scarf over her eyes

I was v v tired from about 11pm onwards (possibly earlier... the dude doesn't sleep well, so the vat of teeniest bit of alcohol makes me want to curl up and sleep). You gits kept making me get up and join in - a quick 20 min snooze and I would have been fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

I have slept in clubs on many an occasion