Christmas Meet Up for all the Gin Hags (and Wine Witches and Vodka Vixens)

[HepsibarCrinkletoes]

Righto, we're at that time of the year again where a Christmas Piss Up in London Town is needed. I propose a date a few weeks before so as many as possible can join in - how about Saturday 23rd November.

This has only been mooted last night, so I've not even got a venue as yet, but I have some ideas. I will, of course and usual, try to make it an easily get-to-able-near-a-traveldodgy place so that those that come into London can take advantage of cheapy rooms in advance.

So...please can y'all start putting names down so I have an idea of numbers initially and I'll get cracking with a venue in the next week or so. Further down the line I'll put the usual FB Group together (for those who are both on FB and happy to join) - I won't be posting the venue on MN as I'd prefer the hairy of hand not to know. Those not on FB I'll chat via PM near the time.

Especially for Gav I shall make baked bean canapés. No. I insist.

Oh, yes please to badges. Zombie is hopeless...

She was also thinking about printing out the list and bringing it along.

We can have a speed date format where we tick and cross peoples names off. If you don't get enough ticks then no Sambucas for you.

Gav drunken and cunty is my fave persona from you.

hearts I definitely spoke to you early on in the evening. You explained the origin of your name to me.

I shall be allocating you all points based on style, humour, willingness to share alcohol and or drugs, and conversation. It's not a meet up thing I just do that to everyone I meet as I'm a cunt like that.

If Blondes is on the right, am I in the middle?!

Buffy I was just checking cos if you weren't I was going to try and match you up with KC to be roomies.

If that's where you want to be BIWI...

Tú es un coño y me encanta

estoy obvs!

Buffy, my train ticket is also a lot - £72.50 so I know how you feel. It depends I suppose on how much you want to go. I love going to the mn meet ups.

Heps Yo te amo tambien

Thanks for organising.

Bella yes we did!

Well, I reckon I'm about £7.00 tops on Oyster and home in about 25 minutes. Not such fun though .

I had an interview and thought it went really badly and on the way back to the car I put my hand in my handbag and literally stabbed myself with my pink badge and there was blood everywhere and so I put it in the nearest bin (had flounced too at that point). I got the job and think it was an omen.

Roll on 30th - it's 58 sleeps Blondes. I need more fun .

Oh I shall go home for £1.30 on the number 40 and catch up with traveldodgy shenanigans in the a.m.

Yo amo todas las atrociousas cuntas

J'adore toutes les cuntes atrociousiques

Oh god so drunk and why?

I love you all anyway.

For some reason I am speaking German to people and I don't fucking speak German. I just keep saying entschuldigung and in der nahe von de kulschrank and other nonsense.

I need more mojito.

Oh good fucking lord

I'll probably miss the last tube, take a taxi and not remember anything about the ride home, if last year is anything to go by

Ooh Estoy hope I pass muster. I always share.

Gav sounds to me like you do in fact speak at least some German

Gibt es eigentlich überhaupt einen Kühlschrank in der nähe von Dir?

The only German phrases that DH can be relied upon to remember are:

1. Noch ein Bier, bitte

and

1. Ist Deine Tochter achtzehn?

Is Egypt overrun by Germans then?

Fuck! I've been away from the thread for a couple of hours and I've missed loads. Right, gimme 10 mins and I might know what the hell is going on.