Christmas Meet Up for all the Gin Hags (and Wine Witches and Vodka Vixens)

[HepsibarCrinkletoes]

Righto, we're at that time of the year again where a Christmas Piss Up in London Town is needed. I propose a date a few weeks before so as many as possible can join in - how about Saturday 23rd November.

This has only been mooted last night, so I've not even got a venue as yet, but I have some ideas. I will, of course and usual, try to make it an easily get-to-able-near-a-traveldodgy place so that those that come into London can take advantage of cheapy rooms in advance.

So...please can y'all start putting names down so I have an idea of numbers initially and I'll get cracking with a venue in the next week or so. Further down the line I'll put the usual FB Group together (for those who are both on FB and happy to join) - I won't be posting the venue on MN as I'd prefer the hairy of hand not to know. Those not on FB I'll chat via PM near the time.

Ahahahahahahahaha. It's a top name!

Oh married I know it sounds ghastly but that (with my bonfire of the vanities fantasies) sounds MARVELLOUS,

WHY wasn't I born earlier and then I could have hair like Joan Cusack in Working Girl and work in the city in the bad old days,

"5 thousand dollars for that dress and it's not even LETHA"

It was about £25k and I think it got knocked off their book and some and they had to work like stink to make sure they weren't in deficit by the end of the month. Mind you it was small beer compared to the scandals of recent years - ahem. They used to call me "The Spoon"

I was on a thread in site stuff the other day and said to MNHQ 'look how easy it is to change your name now on the mobile site' and changed it to cuntyxuntastico in 5 seconds to prove a point and the forgot and posted BOLLOCKS all over the place with the cunty name

Can I come? I've always wanted to come to a meet up but never been brave enough. I'd like to meet you all, but especially Mrs DV, I love her name, imagine her to be very posh.

Mrsdv is lovely. Yes come parabelle. It's great fun.

I'd like to come, but am not sure if I can yet. Hmmm.

If I do though, I am NOT going on a Boris Bike again, no matter how much AnnieLob begs. Oh no. I wasn't drunk enough to stop fretting that my two Boris Bikers were going to have a narsty accident.

Why the FUCK would anyone ride a bike in London.

I don't dare in my street and I live in a cul de sac in the West Country.

I don't like the idea of bikes named after the ghastly godforsaken disingenuous Boris Johnson.

cunty custastico sounds much to much like custy custardo :)

put me down, nothing like getting wankered in front of strangers

I apologise for talking all manner of SHITE on this thread tonight, btw.

HepsibarCrinkletoes
Porto
Marriedinwhite
Gav
Val
Dances
BIWI
Pistey
Knotty
Keema
Buffy
Annielobeseder
Catinboots
MrsDV
Staycool
Tantrums
ReginaldBlinker
Hully
Mintyy
Hearts
Custardo
YoniMatopoeia
EstoyAqui
Blondes
Bellavita
Sciencerocks
Bimble
Magimedi
Parabelle

Shodan. No excuses please. Ta.

Yes miss. Sorry miss.

GetOrf- it did seem a bit foolish, the bike riding. But, y'know, Annie thinks I'm well'ard and I didn't want to Lose Face.

Oh don't listen to me I'm pissed.

FB page here/

But Mrs DV is gawjus para - blonde, legs, stuff like that. Remembers but not bitter.

Oh god, even drunk and sprawled over a bench you're all gorgeous and glam. I may come with a paper bag over my head, perhaps in full niqab

Wotcha Hepsi. I'll come if there's gin.

I'd like to come, what date has the most votes so far?

It's 30 Nov, acsec

You are well 'ard Shodan, and if you don't come I will hunt you down on a Boris bike and run you down. And then run away fast cos you is so very well 'ard.

Please come!!!