Ok - I admit I am terribly shallow!!

[Twinkie]

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Well, I won't be turning up in anything since I'm not actually going

Posh frocks and tiaras, surely?

thought it was fancy dress miself? i had my frodo costume all picked out

Lol custardo

funny you should say that, custardo - my ds has a complete hobbit outfit. Just say the word and it's yours!

hairy feet and everything?

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Twinkie - just look for the table full of dodgy blokes

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As ever I shall wear something that conceals my michelin good looks.

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Oui oui mais non

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Not black mixed with a colour? Trinny & Susannah wouldn't approve dahr-ling!

Being so original and well-dressed (who am I kidding ???) I was planning on black with black and a black jacket

every one wears black - which is precisely the reason i wore a red shirt last year. this year it will be a choice of black top - same red top ( not likely) - so its looking like black - i hate to be so normal - i will have to buy xmas earings and a raindeer head band

oh i already have the hairy feet

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This year I will be wearing anything that fits me. And flatter shoes, cos last year I spent most of the night with them off to dance.

I couldn't believe it when I heard them say about no black and colour. That is my entire wardrobe!

I think they rarely look good. And what's all this with being pg at the same time - isn't that just a bit scary?

But have just realised my only shoes to wear in public with said black have been totally trashed by someone's dressing-up habit so I may be trend-setting and doing all black with old brown DM's so now even more