26th November Mumsnet Christmas Party in London. Final Bookings, Chat and Gossip Here

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All other threads will go into the ether - THIS thread is the definitive thread my furry little friends

BOOM --->26th November 7.30PM

BOOM--->15 places remaining

BOOM---> Venue Near Farringdon Tube and Chancery Lane Tube

BOOM---> £20 gets you in and nibbles.

BOOM---> Free drink on arrival

BOOM--->Veggie nibbles too

BOOM--->DJ

BOOM--->PAYPAL [email protected]. With £20 & mumsnet name.

BOOM--->If you haven't got a paypal account let me know

Shirley! You weren't offensive in the slightest, at least not that I can remember. I thought you were pretty fucking funny actually but then it amuses me when people flip me the bird in comedy fashion. Also enjoyed your salt n pepa routine :o

solo - did we chat?

spoke to a lot of people outside when having a sneaky drunken fag and i dont even smoke - shudders

The salt and pepper was funny - who knew Push it would be the dance floor hit of the night (well that and U Can't touch this)

Bad times here.

Someone Blondes I think teefed me lighter at the Meetup.

Lighting my fags on the toaster.

The music was horrendously loud, which is why I gave up on conversation and Just bounced up and down for two hours. ALThough the floor cleared quite rapidly when the dj saw fit to play peter Andre.

@ShirleyKnot

Um.

I fell down (spectacularly)
I did stupid dancing
Someone (morespamthanglam I think and her friend...who's name escapes me) told me that I'm like a...

wait for it... Female Russell Brand.

I must have been really misbehaving. I slurred all over MNHQ reps and I think I - in fact - I deffo sat outside smoking a billion fags and saying stupid shit to anyone prepared to listen.

I'm not usually like that I am honestly!

Oh Barry.

I wondered why my arse was aching it was all that sexual dancing I did.

Argh x posted with Rebecca. OH NOOOOOO!!!!!

What happens at the meet, stays on the meet remember?

shameshameshameshamshameshameSHAME! (you were lovely BTW )

actually i may have acquired a lighter that night

'scrabbles in handbag' - was it red?

think i also spoke to someone from mnhq on the stairs by the loo????

@ShirleyKnot

Argh x posted with Rebecca. OH NOOOOOO!!!!!

What happens at the meet, stays on the meet remember?

shameshameshameshamshameshameSHAME! (you were lovely BTW )

You made me cry...

in a good way, you are v funny Shirl

I can only apologise

I fear most of my dancing is inappropriate but I shall deliberately NOT remember it.

I do remember liking trills peacock dress very much but didn't actually get around to saying so over the deafening music

Thanks Berry :)

Hello Rebecca! Did you official MNHQers all sneak off to drink more somewhere else so we couldn't report back on any drunken antics?

@Trills

Thanks Berry :)

Hello Rebecca! Did you official MNHQers all sneak off to drink more somewhere else so we couldn't report back on any drunken antics?

The secret service doesn't comment on procedure

She's my cousin, and now a MNer too, Juaneeze :)

Yeah, it was sort of funny how first Justine scarpered, and two seconds later all 3 of you had goon POOFH! into thin air.....

@QuintessentialMercury

Yeah, it was sort of funny how first Justine scarpered, and two seconds later all 3 of you had goon POOFH! into thin air.....

Justine had the money for the cab, innit?

Was Shirley drunk?

I didnt notice

Solo I didn't notice that your lipstick had moved off your lips. Maybe the gin was less watered down than I thought Loved you outfit/look anyway!

SO Berry and Juaneeze were the dancing double act? I thought you two looked like sisters - close

It was yellow blondes. I'll let you off this time

You've all gone away. Don't go away. Then I will have to return to normal life and this weekend will fade into obscurity...

Shirley you were fab as drunk as me and Hully a twirly wirly wonder on the dance floor
I know I spoke to loads more people but it's hazy
Rubyrubyruby discovered me smoking away my hangover Sunday morning looking like I'd been punched