26th November Mumsnet Christmas Party in London. Final Bookings, Chat and Gossip Here

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All other threads will go into the ether - THIS thread is the definitive thread my furry little friends

BOOM --->26th November 7.30PM

BOOM--->15 places remaining

BOOM---> Venue Near Farringdon Tube and Chancery Lane Tube

BOOM---> £20 gets you in and nibbles.

BOOM---> Free drink on arrival

BOOM--->Veggie nibbles too

BOOM--->DJ

BOOM--->PAYPAL [email protected]. With £20 & mumsnet name.

BOOM--->If you haven't got a paypal account let me know

Well, I have had an uber middle class morning queuing for swimming lessons for my 2 under 5's!

Now for toddler group and DD's swimming class.

Thank fuck DH is home today.

hahahahahahahahahaha. Definite slip of the fat fingers on keyboard! VODKA LUGE FFS.

I suspect Vodka Lube may be stingy.

Vodka Lube? HA!

Dear sweet baby Jesus. I still feel horrendous and the Shame has kicked in nicely this morning.

God, I'm so sorry if I offended anyone.

Shirley's last post makes me soooo pissed off I missed it!
What did you say/do?

Are you Shirl? Are you really?

There has been a thread started called Offended By Shirl.

It's really long.

How am I still hungover???

I'm off work as the smallest dog is having an operation today.

Watching Jeremy Vile, under ma slanket, eating a microwave meal

Um.

I fell down (spectacularly)
I did stupid dancing
Someone (morespamthanglam I think and her friend...who's name escapes me) told me that I'm like a...

wait for it... Female Russell Brand.

I must have been really misbehaving. I slurred all over MNHQ reps and I think I - in fact - I deffo sat outside smoking a billion fags and saying stupid shit to anyone prepared to listen.

I'm not usually like that I am honestly!

Oh Hully - NOOOOOO!

You twirled me around on the dance floor so much I thought I was going to go for another burton!

cat - you were good fun. Ughh. Booze.

I cant believe i did not see catinboots..

I nearly snorted my coffee out my nose from Hully's last comment. I thought you were lovely Shirl. If you did anything embarrassing or offensive I missed it, but I am blonde this week

I think I may have done quite a lot of twirling. Thankfully it's all a blur.

Shirl, you were lovely. Great fun and just lovely.

Shirl, you were legendary

Russell Brand!

I knew you reminded me of someone, Shirley.

cat - do you really need that question answered

All of you stop snorting at my innocent fat fingered early morning Monday typo.

Russell Brand? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

ruby - that is a good method. Whilst sitting here I have done a day's work, all the xmas shopping AND sorted out the Eurozone crisis. Fabulous.

I remember showing off a lot. GOD I HATE DRUNK ME.

oh! hello self loathing, you're late to this hangover party.

(Thank you QM, we had a lovely chat didn't we? I think that was before the seconf bottle of wine kicked in GAH!)

Still laughing.....

Hahaha! Bleeding Hell!

Vodka lube?

Good grief what sort of people are you!

Shirley, reports of your youth are false. Please reassure me. I think certain people should just be my age in order for the world to make sense.

Probs coz I was outside chainsmoking and talking shit Quints.

Snort @ female Russell Brand.

Shirl is deffo less hairy than RB

I was stone cold sober, of course, yesterday morning, but somehow feel hungover today

was a fab night, I am only sorry that I crashed at about 10pm and ended up sitting at the back of the room yawning instead of joining in the dancing.

Shirley, you were fab, and Hully, sorry if I scared you by declaring undying love for your posts on here. Rhubarb, you were terrifying :) and custy, you have awesome hair ooh, and TruthSweet, it was brilliant meeting you! thanks for all the chat and the filthy joke. Still not 100% sure I actually heard the punchline though :o

(and I am glad I wasn't the only one who found it a bit loud )

Ha! I've JUST PMed you Kveta! (How funny)

Pag - I am NOT youthful by any stretch of the imagination. Cat is just confused because she thought (according to my posts) that I was about 90.