I am a Bad Person

[fairyfly]

Thats it really, don't want you to loose your trust in me Beetroot. I don't make a habit of standing people up ( well ugly men). It was a series of unfortunate events, i'm distant relatives with Lemony Snicket mebbe.

Hope you all had a marvellous time in London, i drink too much, chain smoke, slag people off too loudly and try and shag everyone so it was best i missed the train.

Hello, hon, you also stood me up. I think. Anyway, have lost your number, again, as have new phone. Same mobile number but lost all my numbers when moved sim card, I think.

Did you just get back from the station FF?

Hello, Sykesy, will ring you then, when is convenient?

Yeh, just got back now, i went to the London just south of Malasia.

Don't Syksey me. Are you going to pretend to go to the Manchester meet-up and not turn up? Mind you, you had a jolly old time one year, didn't you? Shall I come too?

I'll pretend i'm not going, then turn up, smelling of piss with sick down my top and leer at everyone.

Yes you should come too.

yes indeedy you two, I will have a pint or twelve as well but only if absolutely necessary.

Jolly good, would hate to mistake you for someone else. When is it?

Manchester Meet up

No idea, all i know is i cannot take my kids to Manchester at one in the afternoon and stand in a pub. They would have to take me home while i dropped ash on their heads.

I never got your email by the way Sykesy, been waiting.........

Don't have your address - can you e-mail me? Sorry, am crap. Msn is still on my sodding laptop and I can't seem to get rid of it. I also can't use it as it keeps asking me silly questions. Is it too early to eat a prawn curry? I've managed to resist from 10am. Thanks re the meetup thing. Would love to come to Manchester - haven't been home in ages.

No not to early, as long as you wash it down with whiskey. Will email you.