HunkerMunker wouldn't allow any spoons on the table last night

[LadySherlockofLGJ]

Has she taken this weaning thing too far ???
Discuss.
Right that should get us started on the road back to normality.

lol

I mean, I thought she'd be grateful for the weaning spoons I brought her from superdrug on my way in, but she just went nuts at me? A little gift for the new baby, and so much more practical than clothes... I thought the lilac coloured ones were pretty...

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Parp

Snurk

Norks

Er...

PMSL!

I made everyone eat their pudding (dessert?) with forks. Or, in LGJ's case, a trowel.

I thought so to, she really is an ungrateful wretch, mind you what do you expect from a woman with a Croydon facelift, dressed head to toe in Burberry, and just didn't get it, when we failed to get excited because she was getting DS's ears pierced, because Santa was bringing him a diamond stud.

Didn't eat my pudding so ner ner ner

I just ate my yummy coffee chocolate flavour cream pudding with my bear hands. (OK I don't know how to spell the word, but you must all know what I mean?)

PMSL! Bare, perchance? Bear makes you sound like the hairy-handed truckers we were all expecting each other to be

Didn't you see my hairy manly legs? And my wig wasn't bad was it? I'm off up to liverpool tomorrow for a sleep over job in me truck.

Bloody subtitlers.

I did see, but was too polite to mention. Like the way you deliberately wore a v pretty and sparkly top to detract from their furriness though - clever!