I wrote the most amazing post—probably the best Bootcamp post ever— then, like an absolute dick, shut down Chrome on my phone so the draft was gone when I returned.
So sorry you’ve all missed my perfect words and wisdom... 
In the meantime, 7.8lbs lost this Bootcamp, 25.44% body weight lost since I started Bootcamp a while back, and for me this is a way of eating; marathon, not sprint.
Thanks to everyone. Not just the obvious, but absolutely everyone who has contributed to this thread. 