@FusionChefGeoff
So, due to various holidays / festivals I won't be fully in control of food and have decided to take some non BC friendly shortcuts to massively reduce stress!! Plus my garden is producing some irresistible produce which is on the naughty list
Nothing to stop you doing this, occasionally. I'm sure you're not going to be at festivals/on holiday all the time? However, it sounds to me like what's in your head is more about abandoning low carbing principles.
I totally get that there are certain circumstances where it's impossible to low carb successfully - festivals is almost certainly going to be one of those, as everything seems to be in a bun/flatbread/pitta/wrap or on rice of some kind! But on holiday you should be much more able to stay in control of what you're eating/cooking.
Also, why are you growing things if you know they're too high in carbs?!
I'm interested to know if all of my little shortcuts / planned garden and festival indiscretions add up to a LC disaster - and I'm better off just maintaining with old fashioned calorie counting for a bit or not?!
Yes, it could easily become a disaster. You're likely to set off the carb cravings, which make it much easier to rationalise eating carbs rather than keeping them under control.
Please don't revert to calorie counting - that really doesn't work! Please buy/read this book Why We Eat (Too Much), which will really drive home why calorie counting doesn't work.
I'm worried that I'll tip over and then be snacking on cheese / mayo / high fat generally when I should be accepting LC is off for a bit and going for carrots / rice cakes / apples (all of which I adore and miss desperately so are 'non deprivation' but lower calorie snacks if NOT low carbing)
Why should you be 'accepting that LC is off for a bit? Again, sounds to me like you're actually planning to go completely off piste.
Does that make sense?!?
No!
home grown beetroot added to my salads
Beetroot is 7.6g carbs per 100g, so not too bad. To put that into context, that's less than blueberries (which are 9.1g carbs per 100g). So as long as you're not eating masses, at every meal, it should be OK. Plus, of course, beetroot is really good for you!
shop bought coleslaw / dips / sauces / curries when camping so fundamentally not high carb but definitely over normal BC advice
Be very careful with these, as they can become very high in carbs, very quickly. Coleslaw varies enormously depending on which brand/type you buy. Why not make your own? There's a recipe on the vegetarian recipe thread that's very easy to do. Similarly with dips - you could easily make your own too. Lots of these things have sugar added to them, which can rule them out.
the occasional ice cream (once a week?)
Fair enough - try to reduce the impact by avoiding syrups and sauces though, as well as flavours that would obviously be very high in carbs, e.g. salted caramel. Can you keep it to once a week though? Genuinely?
A classic chocolate Magnum (as an example) is 24g carbs. A salted caramel one is 30g carbs.
the odd portion of chips (ideally not on same day as ice cream?!)
Again, occasionally, fair enough - but definitely not on the same day as ice-cream! For info, a 100g portion of McCain Home Chips (oven baked) is 31g of carbs. (I have no idea how many chips you'd get for 100g, but I suspect not many)
low fat (yuk but not my house!) Greek yoghurt and mayo / dressings
No, no, no! Avoid low fat things as much as you can. And salad dressings too - they again usually have sugar added, as well as all manner of other ingredients.
What would you advise??
Sorry, but I feel that you need to take a long, hard look at what your thought processes are here. I get that you see occasions where you will want to eat higher carb foods - absolutely! It's called 'Real Life'! But the danger with how you've explained what you're thinking is that you will go totally off piste and abandon the principles of low carbing.
It's true to say that maintenance is about learning what you can/can't include in your diet. But it's also true to say that there still needs to be an element of control. Obviously none of wants to feel deprived - but just remember that the high carb 'treats' are the things that led to the weight gain in the first place.
Sorry if this all sounds harsh. But you did ask!