where have all the fit and interesting men gone part.....9? isit 9?

[ridingjoker]

ooooh i get to start the thread.
unless i'm being thick and cant find it.

lou - go on send me a pic of dark horse i'm so nosey.

ninah - i think thats really rude of your friend. if she didn't have anything nice to say she shouldn't have said anything at all.

oh ninah - dressing up as a knight. he must be a real cracker as that truly is bizarre.

although i must admit. it would be fun dressing up and charging arund on a horse with a large josting pole

rtp - ah the joys of trying to dance when drunk on top of something high. i also find the need to get on the highest object when drunk ...table,huge speaker, and that horse statue in glasgow to stick the cone on its head, if by chance its not there.

scl - huggybear sounds...erm... a bit tubby? does he match his name? or is he just great for a hug?

no he's not tubby at all - just very huggy - I used to run away from him but he sort of grew on me and now we are friends.

oh yes rj - getting high up is a definite thing to do while drunk. I climb as a hobby and that only gives me more confidence while drunk. The challenging people to a fight is cos I do martial arts, and luckily everyone turns me down. I should take up a more sedate hobby so I dont regularly humiliate myself when drunk really...
Climbing a horse statue would be ace. I am gonna put that on my list of things I must do! Unfortunately we dont have any round here...

scl - its nice just to have an evening out with a male isnt it. I love my male friends (those that still talk to me, of you remember my post...)

rtp - oh what martial arts. i did muay thai boxing for a while. but broke my hand in car accident and gave it up, tried to go back but it kept giving me jip.

I do taekwondo. Recently got back into it after a break, but have gone in as my old grade. I also injured myself doing it, but love it too much to stop!

rt my friend had a simialr experience this week, she agreed to meet someone , thought he looked ok on his fb etc and was meant to meet him today

then she realised a few hours before that she had actually been looking at pics of his brother instead lol

fortunately the bloke in question called to say he was running late with car trouble, so she said it would be too late for her by the time he turned up, as she would have to get her son from school, so she managed to get out of it

ok so who can make head or tail of this?

i got asked to be friends with a guy on fb this evening who was a friend of a friend, so i let him

but wihtin mins of adding him he was behaving like cock, saying how he wanted to screw me and what he wanted me to wear and generally dull rude and disrespectful

so i told him to fuck right off, that he was under the misapprehension that i was desperate and i didnt allow anyone to speak to me like that, along with a few basic hints about how to behave properly

anyway i deleted him from my fb , which must be a record cos he was only on there for an hour, but he tried to readd me, tho i obv ignored his request

now he has sent me a message and i kid you not i am failing to understand wtf he is on about in parts, so i am copying and pasting it for your pleasure ideas on what he is saying

i am not gonna reply btw

"hi am so sorry a just thought u where up for a joke and a bitt fun to, a said you where a nice lady and u looked realy fit for u age and the specs well they realy make you look like a well known celebratry ,if a seen u in london paris or newyork a would have to look twice your a stunner for this clb,and you could even be her double, louise darling ave been brought up verry strict up bringing father in milatry and a well known buissness man ok am not out to be offensive or even ill mannered as just wanted to have a joke with u even said dont take it the wrong way a was only kidding about ask any one who nos me am a nice guy a gentle men.ok didnt meen to offeend u or be inpolite ,but am not gay or a loonie am well educated and ave got a wife whos in navy and going to split ok just wanted to have a good laught with u as am a realy nice funny guy who likes a joke.dont take it the wrong way as a didnt say a wanted to screw u my x teacher yes ,not u as au arnt my type dont take this the wrong way ok ,sorry darling am a nice guy realy didnt mean to hurt u okxxx tezzxx durham city louise u are one in a million a cool lady xx sos just jokeing with u ok,a like it that you speak u mind ok ,am not gay or am a a loony just a big joker soo=sorry hun except my oppalage xx it was not unatensenable didnt want to hurt u or offend u in any shape or form am not that rort of guy.nite gbless u xxx tezz"

btw the bit about him not saying he wanted to screw me is a lie cos he v definitely did say that, its why i kicked off at him

which friggin nationality is this tezz from.

lou what a nutter! I HATE when people dont use punctuation or spell correctly, which only adds to the general knobness of him....

hmm, think I might disappear from boatboys radar...

he is just a tosser

funnily enough i doint like it when men talk to me like he did, i think he got the hint

he is meant to be british

if i had known that was what he was after i wouldnt have added him, he added me i thought because of comments we made on my mate's fb about brown sauce!

oh meant to add i now have to go get darkhorse, he is coming over to stay til monday

he was going to borrow a car but it meant he couldnt come til sat night, so i am gonna bring him here and put him on my car insurance , then he can use it on sunday to do a car boot with a friend he had promised to help, who lives not that far from me

my house looks like shite tho, i am gonna leave instructions for dd1 and 2 to tidy a bit before i get back

morning all!
jesus what a pile of crap that was!ive only just read it now and i struggled
he sounds a complete nobber lou
and isn't it amazing how they make a u-turn when you knock them back
i had this with indieman and his 'sorry youre not what im looking for' text lol
er hellooo i think you'll find it's the other way round actually
rj-i know that nothing would keep marvel away from you!
rtp-know all about the pics thing,except in my case i had the misfortune of meeting the man before i found out
scl-have you managed to sort your weekend as yet?or is exh still being an unreasonable arse?
ninah-ohh you will have me worrying,but hey i know where you're coming from i'm guessing he's mr right for now instead of mr right.am intrigued about this fella who dresses up as a knight tho could you poss.mail me his profile please!
eve-what's happ.with you?has captain dared to contact you since?!
itm-hope you have a lovely time with marathon man on sunday do hope the weather holds!
speaking of friends actionman wants me to go to a wedding with him,app.his friends are looking forward to meeting me!hmm really not sure about this at all it seems a bit soon imo i'm strongly suspecting that he's using the gf word already here

Lou -sounds like a complete illiterate waste of space with no sense of boundaries or subtlety.

ASBM - no haven't heard from samename - I just don't think we communicate very well cos it left open who would contact who to confirm Sunday. I didn't ring him last night as was quite busy all night and he didn't contact me either. Tho he would have had difficulty getting back from his course as tube strike would have hampered that.

Whatever happens I have to collect dcs at 2pm Sunday and that's a negotiated extension from 12noon!!

Also have no money whatsoever til Thurs so can't do much anyway.

ASBM you already know how keen he is so he will want to introduce you as his gf.

Lou he sounds like an uneducated tosser. Similar thing happened to me on fb but he was more polite.

Capt hasn't been in touch. He must have noticed my face drop when he said how great it was to see me. I didn't know what to say back as it wasn't reciprocated in any way.

Hope everyone has a great weekend. I'm planning a quiet one. Need to catch up on myself.

how horrible lou, and why does he keep on about not being gay?
glad I'm not the only one with a house like a tip today, bf coming round tonight and am I tidying? noooo ....
asbm i will get you the info

OK for whatever reason it would not let me forward the profile but I've cut and pasted some of it and you can lurk on Match for free. He's in Nottingham.

darkhorse is here now, and my mate turned up and told me to look at the tossers status on her fb, and he has gone into a long rant about me being posh tottie and a silver spoon in my mouth and how he wasnt gay or a loonie pmsl

his mates have commented saying whata bitch i am

poor me i am so wounded i dont think i can recover (not)

i dont know why he keeps mentioning that he isnt gay cos i never broached the subject, denial maybe?

anyway darkhorse has given me a v nice floorlamp he was going to sell which is currently residing in my living room, though in need of dusting

i've put him on my car insurance (i can add a driver for free) so he can use the car on sunday to do a cr boot with a friend of his who lives not far from me, it means i dont have to get up at silly o clock and drive him there

lou - I was just wondering. Do you ever feel the urge to call darkhorse 'darkhorse' instead of his proper name? i always have that problem when I give people private nicknames...

lou - adding him to car insurance, thats a big step and he's not even you bf yet???

rtp - em... yup. have done in past.

lol no i dont

the insurance thing doesnt cost me anything, so i can always take him off

he is currently in the garden building a camp fire for later with the boys, so marshmallow toasting can ensure later

i mean ensue

Aft'noon ladies

Well I've been lucky enough to have a lovely day off and spent some time with my friend and her wee boy so that was ace.

However....my supposed date for Friday night has disappeared off the face of the earth! I'm pretty pissed off by his rudeness actually esp as I felt guilty for cancelling last weekend (unavoidable)and apologised profusely and then went out of my way to arrange time with him.

Factor in missing DS who's with his Dad and I'm feeling a wee bit pissed off. I do appreciate there might be genuine reasons for cancelling, even that he's met somebody else, fair dos,but why be so bloody rude as to just completely blank me and not even offer an explanation?

Lou that email is appalling, what a fucking nob-end, excuse my French!

And I know it's snobby but I HATE when people write in semi-literate text speak. It's like a big advert saying "I am an ignorant fucker".

And sorry but what the FUCK is an 'oppalage'

Sorry, big on the swears tonight aren't I