Just typical

[Janna]

I really really fancy my window cleaner . He's young, really really nice looking and easy to talk to. He comes once a month to clean my windows and I always make him a coffee which he says he looks forward to. So why is it when he appears my house looks like a sh*t tip? This morning I really could have died. It looked like I'd been burgled honestly. I wasn't even dressed at at 11.00 and i was in my oldest, scruffiest, bag ladyish clothes and my hair well don't even go there. I was so ashamed I promptly went round and shut all the curtains. He must have thought I was nuts and I wondered why he finished his coffee and buggered off as quick as he could. Normally he chats for a bit. Arghhhhhhhh. He's the only person I've really fancied in months since my ex really.
Is it just me?? I might as well give up now lol.

[DillyDally]

Sods Law hey?

[sparklymieow]

could it be he fancies you too and thought that you were being offish when you shut your curtains??

[colditz]

Yeah maybe he thought he had offended you by ogling.

[Caligula]

Maybe he thought you'd shut all your curtains in preparation for getting jiggy with him, so the neighbours couldn't see? Could you have frightened him?

[DillyDally]

Could you slip Viagra in his coffee next time?

[Janna]

yeah that makes sense. I think maybe I was a bit offish. Normally he fill his bucket his bucket up at my sink but today i snatched his bucket off him and filled it up myself leaving him standing rather bemused at the door. It didn't help that my ds (who is off school due to chicken pox) came downstairs and said Mummy why have you shut all the curtains in the house and then tried to open them all again. I was like noooooo don't do it!!!!
I'm off to do do a huge tidy.. bit late now....

[Janna]

oh caligula and dilly dally thats very funny. I'm pmsl now .

where can I get viagra from??? Ha ha ha