Crap presents that ex has sent to DD - feel free to point, laugh, and add your own...

[AnarchyAunt]

So today, exPIL came for the quarterly visit to DD. Ex didn't come, he never does.

He did however send her a Kinder egg, and a black fake leather pillow with 'wild thing' stitched on it in sequins that plays Wild Thing when you squeeze it

I think this beats than the box of Quality Street he sent her for the Christmas before last.

OMG mmrred that beats the lot

omg brightwell no wonder he's your ex!
and mmrred what an exceedingly tasteless man he is

for halloween a 2yo got a scarey ghost pirate thing in cage which screams , shakes and shouts "let me out" when you walk past it.

she's pertrified. he thinks she likes it.. he has it conveiniently placed at toilet door in his house and wonders why she's suddenly refusing to go potty in his house

OMG...a DEAD stuffed kitten.
That's a thing of nightmares!

Where do you even go to buy a dead kitten? Or did he kill it and stuff it himself? Nice...