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Need a darn good laugh???

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MsPontipine · 15/04/2008 23:25

I posted this in gardening last night - you may wonder why but it was feintly relevant but don't think anyone's seen it so thought I'd add it in here as I think we need a bit of cheer.

Warning - extremely rude and not for the faint hearted

And hold on to your mascara - I had tears pouring!!!

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singledadofthree · 15/04/2008 23:30

i just had to look - cos i'm a gardener - the flash player thingy wont work tho - will just have to take your pouring tears as proof.

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MsPontipine · 15/04/2008 23:36

Oh blast!! Wonder if link only works for me. It's a bit rude anyway! Re gardening - somehow a discussion on hedging - beeches, laurels, privets etc led to something not so innocent.

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singledadofthree · 15/04/2008 23:44

i know you'll think me a numptey, but what is felching? is it me, but its a word thats not used around here. i may need to get out more often.

oh, and i first found mn by searching lleylandi hedges and stuff.

wrinklytum · 15/04/2008 23:47

SDO3T,belive me,you really don't want to know!!!!!Mrs P,I am LOL

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MsPontipine · 15/04/2008 23:49

I'm thinking you'll not be needing the word that often. Google it - that's how I happened upon this!

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madamez · 15/04/2008 23:50

Felching is actually not the right term .

Erm, OK, the sensitive readers should hop OFF this thread right now and go and have a nice cup of jizz tea....

Felching is the practice of sucking semen out of someone's anus with a straw.

I can;t remember the correct term for putting gerbils up your bottom (if indeed anyone has ever actually done such a thing outside of moderately homophobic urban legends and, VERY allegedly, a certain famous actor.)

singledadofthree · 15/04/2008 23:50

that is so not fair. now i feel like the class thicky

singledadofthree · 15/04/2008 23:51

madamez - thats a practice? like you want to get good at it?

Solitaire · 15/04/2008 23:52

V funny.
Heard a story very similar to this approx 16 years ago when I was young and very naive, working in London. One of the guys I worked with was gay, probably the first openly gay man I had met. As I siad I was VERY naive, but he filled me in on the details of gay love and I was innocent no longer. It was he who told me a similar story to this. I think he enjoyed the looks of wide eyed disbelief on my face whenever he started. God love him. He even used to look after me when I got drunk on wotk nights out and ensure I got home in one peace

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MsPontipine · 15/04/2008 23:57

Hi Madamez! There was a discussion (completely different subject) going on last night and today I was reading and was expecting you to pop up any minute (Remembering our extremely conflicting views on the "No school coach" thread a while back)

I'll do a link

Here

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madamez · 16/04/2008 00:32

Ah thanks MsP. Read half of that and got bored TBH. But thanks for thinking of me

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