Sad dating site thread - help me write a description

[harman]

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Apart from the prickly bit i think it would have guys knocking down your door!

you could put iasked a friend to describe me and this is what she said.....
bit like the sarah beeny site were you put your friend on so you do there ad for them

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dont know about the writing but youlook stunning in your pics

put some koind of interest in

tho i do put all exercisey outdoorsy stuff becaue i like it and it means it ruules oiut the lazy slobs

you could have a look at some female ones on the site you are on to get some ideas

i looked at the women on pof and they all seemed to be mingers in dirty bras

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your on my facebook arent you

or maybe not

i think we have had this discussion before

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just write something short you can always change it

"Prickly, humourous, nice arse, good at baking"

All of it works for me!! What else would a man want????

i know a guy who put he was good at cooking and got a lot of dates with women who..er enjoyed a lot of food

and i put i wanted someone who would take me up a mountain..and got a climber thoi i did get a few firefighters too

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you can say it..not sure what effect it will have lol

i couldnt say it tho would be against trades descriptions act

Well, it's honest..but it 1. could attract nasties and 2. you're lovely arse could be that unhearlded clicher when you do meet.

or clincher even..

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Ro mantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

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and harman - it ISN'T a sad dating website..if you are on it then it surely raises the quality pool.

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You're more than welcome, harman. Am guilty of misreading posts round here. Must be out of practice!!
and re nobodysfool bit, some blokes like pricklyness - it gives a challenge. And if it's real, then I'd leave it in. Would scare off the chaps who only want an easy ride. IYSWIM.

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I met my husband through Time Out 14 years ago. Try and think of it from a man's point of view. What are they looking for?

I dont cook at all but I can imagine it would be very attractive to men, put that down. Fiesty is a good word to use.

Keep thinking of what would attract a man to you. The ad is really important to men!