I'm really really bored........ I think i am going slightly mad as i have started talking to an invisible adult in my house

[fairyfly]

Saying things like " Oh a glass of Champagne, why not" " why don't you clear up the dishes today"

I have just cooked Sunday dinner for my children and i and discussed the merits of transformers. I WANT SOME EXCITEMENT!!!!!

I went out this weekend though and a v v v sexy man was out. You would think that was good? Nope it wasn't as he reminded me i had a vagina and while i was reminded of that his desperate mate pinched my bottom. I didn't want the desperate mate!

Anyway i have come on here as there is only so many times you can pretend to your children you love playing operation.

I want to get up to mischief.

phone one of those sex lines that are free for women, and say horrible things to the dirty sods at the end?

LOL at 'he reminded me i had a vagina '
Was the desperate mate a minger then?

Sex lines that are free for women now why has nobody told me about those before.

I hope to god i don't go there, but give it a few more months and who knows.

Cornsilk,Well i didn't want to put on mn that he was fat and ugly as it sounds shallow, but yes, i was left with that one. Who dribbled slightly and said things like "Can i get you a drink, it's been a long time since i had the pleasure of buying a beautiful woman a drink"

While i probably acted just the same to the sexy one, it's a cruel world

This made me laugh. Life's frustrating sometimes. But oh the excitement when the gorgeous one actually fancies you back.

Judging by some of the threads on Mumsnet at the moment, Spring is in the air....

Tee Hee! I have heard of those free-for- women sex-lines too... I might give it a go, release some anger!! (Yep and I keep talking to myself too. Worrying!)

Free for women sex lines? I'd be going 'I want to stamp on your bollocks and stab you in the ear'. Not conducive to a good time for most men, I don't think