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my xh thinks i have sex in the gym!

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:37

He had a big rant at me yesterday with many accusations. I was very upset afterwards.
However, after talking with friends about it, I am left finding his attitude a bit weird.
He asked me who I had sleeping in my bed (the answer being nobody, xh hasn't been gone long, I am not ready for a relationship and dds aren't ready for a man to stay over) then said "oh of course, that's what you go to the gym for!"

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:38

By the way, I don't have sex in the gym

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Freckle · 11/01/2008 19:45

I would tell him that that's what you went to the gym for when you were together as he was obviously totally shit at it .

ValnBen · 11/01/2008 19:51

Of course?what else is the gym for afterall??

DarthVader · 11/01/2008 19:53

just tell him you never enjoyed sex anyway

ValnBen · 11/01/2008 19:53

Exercise, sexercise, shmeksersize

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:53

lol freckle
He's having the dds tomorrow and i think i might have to tell him i'll be going to the gym!

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:53

and lol everyone else!

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:54

wonder which machine would be most comfortable...

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LoveMyGirls · 11/01/2008 19:54

It's none of his business is it! Why is he so interested?

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:55

probably because i'm not allowed to move on even though he did long before he left

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ValnBen · 11/01/2008 19:57

Bench press sounds good??followed by a wonderful Swedish massage..by all accounts

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 19:59

you sound like you have experience!

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ValnBen · 11/01/2008 20:05

LOL ? I wish! ? no seriously ? you know he?s doing this just to get a rise out of you.
What I DO have experience of is the sly (and slightly enigmatic smile) [smirk],
followed by a yes of course dear?drives ?em mad! Cos they never know whether you are serious or not but most importantly they do know that they?re not getting to you.
Honestly, I?ve never known so much freedom from my XP since I took this tact.

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 20:08

he said far far worse things than the sex in the gym one.
i couldn't care less if he thinks i go to the gym for alternative reasons.
fool

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ValnBen · 11/01/2008 20:11

No, no you HAVE to care and MAKE him believe it?s so

I mean, what's the point in going to the gym if you don't get sweaty and sore...eh?

handlemecarefully · 11/01/2008 20:13

I shouldn't laugh but that is hilarious. Thank God he is your ex though - eh?

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mummyfantastico · 11/01/2008 20:16

It is hilarious, he's such an idiot!
Ok, so tomorrow i tell him i'm going to gym when he picks dds up, then walk like john wayne when he brings them back?

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ValnBen · 11/01/2008 20:21

Yup ? that?s how to do it girl ? loads of blusher and spray face with a water spritzer just before he drops her off ? Hello sweety pie ? have a nice time with Marco..erm, I mean daddy?
Him ? pick her up next week (not due til week after)
You ? appear to mull it over for a nano second ? sure 9am ok? ? got gym session for 9:15?.10 to 9 he?ll cancel.

mummyofaprincess · 13/01/2008 13:08

i have the same thing off my XP, he says oh have you been getting some then?? (he does say the c word, but didn`t want to post that!!)

I just say its non of your buisness is it?? and then he starts saying stuff like i bet you are you slapper

He left me in november for another women and he still asks what im doing and who im doing it with!!!

It does get to me, but i don`t show him that!!

He is an idiot!!

mummyofaprincess · 13/01/2008 13:10

oh and i forgot to add, im not doing it with anyone and im not telling him that!! I`m going to let him think what he likes, only i know the truth!!

colditz · 13/01/2008 13:11

Don't answer, just smile.

You are within your rights to be up against walls with sailors, for all it's his business.

Tortington · 13/01/2008 13:13

you should say " i get it regularly thanks - and i take it up the arse, best sex i ever had "

VeniVidiVickiQV · 13/01/2008 13:18

I was just about to post exactly what colditz said (well, almost exactly cept without the coarse sailor bit ).

If he asks, just smile sweetly. Never answer. He'll be in knots about it

onlyjoking9329 · 13/01/2008 13:19

i think you should casually have a packet of condoms fall out of your gym bag on to his feet

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 13/01/2008 13:20

Tell him cunnilingus on the cross-trainer and tit-massage on the treadmill really floats your boat... oh and you could end that sentence with "you daft twat.." . I know it's best to keep things amicable, but if he is going to insult you like that you really shouldn't hold back! (Well I wouldn't!)

He clearly thinks (or is choosing to think ) you go to the gym to meet men! Funny how some men think that.. it's a bloody expensive way to flirt.. because you clearly can't do any exercise whilst there if you don't want to be disregarded by potential shag-pieces on the grounds that you have wet sweaty hair hanging in rat's tails, a shiny face and sweat patches on your chest and crutch!

What a nob.. you should tell him so!

(I love the way "nob", in this respect, is spelt without a k.. something else MN has taught me! )