sorry but plenty of fish should be renamed as

[pirategirl]

plenty of bald men aged about 38-45 who have shaved their heads to distract from receding hairlines, and all look suspiciously like the same man.

gawd

lol blimey do you thin it's something to do with passing 40?

i'm certainly worse than i used to be

it's just dp dumping me in my case I have turned into one of those predatory old women

well and the fact that I am having a manic phase i think

actually i think it is the guy outside it's like viagra

hahaha i know exactly what you mean!

\i even went and moved some bricks around earlier and pulled up some grass and stuff

of course guys sending you innuendos doesn't help

this time last year i had two rather hot young gardeners scaling my eucalyptus to chop it back and generally doing hte garden, and half the time they were topless

it was rather good fun watching them grappling with the hedging

my landlord has asked me if i need them sent round again, i said yes please

but the gardener young man i met is telling me he wants to do it instead

it's SO MUCH FUN!

[GRIN]

god what am I going to be like in sharm el sheikh...this hotel is a dive hotel full mostly of single blokes (or ones without their women anyway)

I shall have to have cold showers

last time i was at one of those places i was saying goodbye to my bf( i stayed on site in his accommodation), and much as i loved him, it was a young man fest

many more men than women seem to dive

that's the impression i got that was why they mailed me the cheap offer..they didn't have enough women

i like hair

i tried on my wetsuit this am...not worn it for about 8 years seems to be ok and if naything a bit big

I have lost such a pile of weight (other reason for libido increase)

that looked so random nao

just listening to your song and imagining your gardener lou!

that's what i thought and now i laughed out loud and the builder will think i'm nuts he knows there is no one here but me

god i have been guffawing at this thread all afternoon!

am spluttering at me and the gardener in the role of the video

minus the baby i hope!

i was going to say i wished i was 20 years younger but it doesn't actually seem to be necessary..in some respects...

the gardener has always dated women older than him, the oldest being 48

they've put a lad up there outside now and he looks dead embarrassed

put some clothes on then zippi

well for non permanent arrangements there are definitely quite a lot who aren't concerned or prefer it?

lol

there are a lot of young men who like the mrs robinson idea

i think it goes a few different ways..if they think you have been in a long relationship it seems to have some kind of appeal too...like they'll er discover you or something..or you appear ahem innocent and then they disocver you aren't ...as well as the obvious oh she will be experienced

cowboy asked how long since i'd been in a relationship (how desperate are you then i think that means)..think he thought the answer was 8 years first lol

it's gone all quiet on there now

ypu shpould try out the guardian too lou you'd be popular on there and there are quite a lot of good lookers especially if you are near london