lambrini girls know how to have fun

[cauliflowerfairy]

Got myself £1.50 bottle for when kids are in bed. A total treat!;!

Just weighing up what to do with my drunken self later:

1. go out on date with sexy guy I met at work - he is head over heels for me!

2. nice dress on my sexy curves n lippy on my beautiful face, then Christmas party with my group of bezzie mates

3. father ted dvd n sending pathetic desperate emails to embarrassed acquaintances from decades ago on facebook, interspersed with candy crush, crush being the operative word , given how fat my ass is

Decision decisions!

I guess it is made slightly easier by fact I can't work, as no childcare . Can't go out, as no childcare. No men, cos never speak to one. No friends, cos I'm a single mum n everyone is suspicious of those. No dresses that fit aforementioned arse any mire AS CAN'T GO TO GYM AS NO FREEDOM, EVER!!! Can't even pop out for my once beloved night time walks these days!!!!

My life is too damn cool
Anyone match it?

Hic

Get on the date when you can

I could've written this myself!

Glad I'm not alone - except, I am! Merry Christmas Shoegal clink

Just lying here on settee sipping tea to wake me while kids play around me. Do you remember those days when you could just throw on a coat n pop out to costa ? Haha sweet freedom! I love my kids more than anything in the world - do wish I had appreciated the freedom while I had it though, know what I mean..?

Green grass stains - there is no date there is no work there is no man!!

Who needs men when you've got booze, eh? ;)

Cauliflower cheers ????x

Amen to that gggb!

Cheers Shoegal :-D have a great night everyone!