Sorry for vulgar thread title but I know you lot will identify..
I have a bit of a tummy bug & was happily sitting on the toilet doing I needed to when toddler ds starts banging on the door wanting to come in... 
I mean why for gawds sake... Who wants to listen to & smell someone else's bad tummy!!!!
I just want to get it over with jump in the shower & hope it's the 4th & last time today!! 