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Wankbadger gets a girlfriend

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changeforthebetter · 07/08/2013 20:12

Twuntferret has a gf 30 years younger than him FGS Confused

And he's introduced her to my DDs.

He is a fucking joke, a limp-willied joke.

Mostly I am resentful. I love and care for them 90% of the time. I am knackered, middle- aged and female. He is a wankstain. He truly is Angry

Some wine may have been consumed Blush

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PleaseLetsGoToSleep · 07/08/2013 20:21

Lol! Well isn't she a lucky lady to have landed such a catch! Seriously, you should be laughing at them.
30 years older?
What's the deal, he's had a midlife crisis and she's after money or a father figure?

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changeforthebetter · 07/08/2013 20:34

Suspect money. Doubt it's his sexual prowess Wink

He'll be like a dog with 2 cocks and I am feeling fat, middle-aged and crap Hmm

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changeforthebetter · 07/08/2013 20:37

He has about £40k from an inheritance, some of which he should be putting away for the DCs uni fees. But no, Miss Flashy Knickers will benefit from it instead of them.

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PleaseLetsGoToSleep · 07/08/2013 20:39

It won't last, classic story, she will soon tire of him.

ClassyAsALannister · 07/08/2013 20:40

You're not crap, especially not for being middle aged or 'fat' Hmm

He is though, for being utterly pathetic by the sounds of it.

It might suck now but one day your kids will grow up and you'll know you did your best by them. Will he?

Wine Wine Wine Grin

ClassyAsALannister · 07/08/2013 20:42

a 20 year old dating a middle aged man is one thing...a 40 year old dating an 'old man' is another. It doesn't exactly sound viable long term...

Have another Wine

PleaseLetsGoToSleep · 07/08/2013 20:42

It won't last, classic story, she will soon tire of him.

SnoopyLovesYou · 07/08/2013 23:16

Wankbadger gets a girlfriend. Funniest post title ever. I'm still killing myself laughing! And in fairness he does sound laughable...

shanelle5 · 07/08/2013 23:21

I also loved this title and the op in general as she made me laugh with the whole post!
Wankbadger doesn't know what he's missing op, you are quite clearly hilarious!

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changeforthebetter · 08/08/2013 11:16

Sorry am in a hotel and the wifi is intermittent.

Perhaps I could write a series. Wankbadger Gets a Girlfriend, Wankbadger Gets Wankered on Special Brew, Wankbadger Pisses Away £10K........ Confused

He is 60 and is clearly never going to mature. I have PMT too. Imam speaking sternly to myself about not letting the stupid little Fuckweasel wreck our holiday but shit when the kids ask "when daddy marries (gf) she'll be our mummy too HmmHmmHmm

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ClassyAsALannister · 08/08/2013 11:30

He's 60 Shock

Hardly aged with grace has he Hmm

Just let it wash off you if you can help it...

iwantanafternoonnap · 08/08/2013 17:16

OMG after a stressful email to work who are being fuckwits about promoting me due to being a single parent and unable to work weekends I read your post.

Made me laugh and I have gained a few knew words. Brilliant title Grin

I am 40, and fat and skint but rather those than be with a wankbadger who drinks special brew!!!!

It won't last as he's 60 and wait until his little ego is damaged when she fucks off with a younger model LOL

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changeforthebetter · 08/08/2013 21:14

Yup, Special Brew. He's an Oxbridge graduate, professional and committed Church-goer. Just goes to show, eh?!Wink

Fuckferreting Wankbadgering Twunttrousers Angry

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changeforthebetter · 08/08/2013 21:16

Yup, Special Brew. He's an Oxbridge graduate, professional and committed Church-goer. Just goes to show, eh?!Wink

Fuckferreting Wankbadgering Twunttrousers Angry

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changeforthebetter · 08/08/2013 21:16

Yup, Special Brew. He's an Oxbridge graduate, professional and committed Church-goer. Just goes to show, eh?!Wink

Fuckferreting Wankbadgering Twunttrousers Angry

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changeforthebetter · 08/08/2013 21:19

It's the wifi crapping up my posts, sorry Blush

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shanelle5 · 08/08/2013 21:23

HA HA HA !!!
Oh change please come and post here daily its the most Ive managed to laugh in a year since my own wankbadger fucked offAngry
Thankyou my love for the funniest thread in ages Grin Grin

russetbella1000 · 08/08/2013 23:46

Love this :0)

honey86 · 09/08/2013 11:45

fuckferreting wankbadgering twunttrousers GrinGrinGrin LOL!!

cuntferrets and their douchefuckery GrinWink

BlackeyedSusan · 10/08/2013 01:07

offs, don't give her any more wine.... she is just drunk enough to be funny Grin

here op Brew

how old are the dcs?

TheSecondComing · 10/08/2013 01:21

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MrsFlorrick · 10/08/2013 02:05

He is probably spending every spare moment applying Just for Men to his head and pubes whilst mainlining Viagra. Pretending to be young.

shanelle5 · 10/08/2013 07:50

Or maybe his collar and cuffs wont match Grin
A ponytail may appear...along with a motorbike and full leather.
Tattoo with New Girls name in a particularly naff design. Just before she fecks off with someone her own age with any luck Grin

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changeforthebetter · 10/08/2013 21:25

Oh he has the leather jacket (hmm face)

Skink-dicked skunk-badger!

Wankweasel twatferret!

(This is better than the twatting CBT the NHS offered - mind you, that didn't come with margaritas #changeslghtlypissedonholiday)

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