CSA: "Hello. Your call cannot be taken at the moment and you cannot leave a message. So... please call later"

[Caligyulea]

Or should that be: So.... please piss off and don't bother us ever again?

Wankers.

They are so unbelievably shite. What a complete waste of time and space they are. Not to mention the undue stress they have caused so many people.

It's just the sheer impudence of it. "We've made ourselves completely unavailable and uncontactable and we're not even going to pretend that we have any communication with you."

Phone the b***s back.

Use this website to avoid the 0845 number.Just click on "Search to find alternative number" and type in Child Support Agency.Some numbers will show up.

www.saynoto0870.com/

Then demand to be put through to the Senior Resolution Team and take the person's name and direct phone number.You can also speak with a Complaints Resolution Officer.

Get familiar with the csa website and put this page in your favs.

www.csa.gov.uk/newcsaweb/advisors/enforcement-e.asp

This is also useful too.

www.dwp.gov.uk/publications/dwp/2003/frm/07_exgal.asp#f

If it's any consolation I'm sitting here in tears through the sheer frustration of dealing with these imbeciles.