oh my weekend has been pretty shite tbh.
No he wasn't under my feet - he managed to arrange to go down to an old family friend (my parents friends) for the afternoon/evening with them on Saturday.
DS1 came back upset that he'd not got to talk to his dad all afternoon (he'd spent the entire time talking to family friend). Must have really upset DS1 as usually he's very "oh yeah was cool" (even when it's not).
Plus DS3 apparently had been complaining of a tummy ache just before they left/on the way back. (DS1/2 back up that DS3 had indeed been saying this)
I quickly discovered (after exH had gone) that he was upset because he'd had an accident in his pants - bit of runny poo........which had obviously been in there AGES as it had already dried totally 
(and 
. DS3 gives very clear "cues" if he's had an accident - lots of bum holding, pant pulling etc. So he obviously just didn't pay attention.
THEN I discovered \link{http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18678212\this listing on PoF}
yes - that's my ex.........claiming to have no children while looking for a long term relationship.
Other than that it's been ok I suppose.