I've just accepted a job requiring a CRB check. Only ever had a couple of speeding fines, so no problem. Hours later have suddenly remembered that 32 years ago I did a stupid shoplifting thing for a dare - got caught red-handed and taken to police station for fingerprinting etc. So do I still have a criminal record? Please reassure me that after all this time it's "expired". I'm really nothing like that stupid young person would would do anything for a bet!