I feel your pain, I live in stickyland too. I have 2 dc but they are both really messy, they both trail food and juice/milk everywhere, throw things everywhere, decide random places are the bin despite me never changing the location of the two bins we have, they'll just decide to throw their fruit peel or rubbish down behind the toilet, in a kitchen drawer, the laundry basket etc
The youngest pees randomly despite being potty trained (she just gets engrossed in whatever she's doing and suddenly oops...) the eldest pees in the bathroom but seems to experiment with how high he can get his pee, or perhaps just doesn't bother looking/holding his willy at all, and he also wipes pooey hands on the walls/sink/bath and leaves random turds on the seat which I once sat on. I could cry honestly.We are at our wits end with this, it seems like every time I go in there's a fresh pool of piss on the floor and on the top of the cistern. This week he managed to piss into an open packet of loo roll, soaking the rolls. Wits. End.
I've done nothing but shout and reason and explain today! Makes NO difference.
There are little sticky handprints all up the stairs wall, the cream leather sofas are pretty revolting right now, there are slobbery marks on every mirror and window. The toys all seem to end up covered in a thin layer of hairy biscuit. I do clean and an hour later it's as bad again. God forbid I should properly deep clean the rug as someone will definitely vomit or wee on it before it's even had a chance to dry, Sod's law.
It does get me down. I've done a fair bit of cleaning today but there's nothing really to show for it as they were just trashing another room while I did it. It's like shovelling snow in a blizzard here! 