Don't you have a tv??

[5babyangels]

Mostly One patent families or middle aged men or just plain rude people, think its funny!

Oooo you've got a lit of children, nudge, wink, "don't you have a telly"!

Yes I do and yes I do! In fact in all we have 10 together, so I need to come up with a few knock you down one liners, coz after 5 years it's pissing me right off!

There's the old unfunny favourite 'Have you found out what's causing it yet?'

I haven't got a large family and I can see why it would piss you off.

One parent families say this to you?

Why would a single parent be more likely to say it than anyone else?

Oh now what a blunder! Sorry didn't mean one parent families! I meant parents with an only child! oh whoops!

I've been a single parent of 4 children! just got pmt brain!

Phew

I'm a single parent and I have enough kids that it has been said to me I was

I tend to say "yeah but TV's boring sex is much more fun" and watch them blush

Yes that's a good answer! clearly I'm having a bad week!

My answer to this is "yes we have a Telly we just choose to watch alot of porn" it shuts them up and embarrases them too :)

maybe just play dumb

Them: haven't you got a telly?
You: Yes we've got loads, why do you ask?
Them: umm..blush..well you know because you've maybe got nothing to do apart from sex? (Cringe)
You: ohhh....(confused look) what an odd questions...

awkward silence....

:o

I'm going to rehearse these so I don't forget!

Despite my nickname I do have a tv! Having 7 kids I get asked it all the time! I just say no I haven't, then they think I'm even weirder. lol