Man got genitals stuck in a steel pipe

[TinyPawz]

OMG

ooops

Some people find steel pipes quite exciting.

lol!!!! what a dick!

i wonder what he was doing with the steel pipe!!!!

he obviously fell on it

easily done, god, you lot are sooooooo suspicious...

Perhaps he was trying to unblock the pipe, and his finger wasn't big enough?

My sister's boyfriend's flatmate got his penis stuck in a keyring.

He was so embarrassed he didn't go to A&E for a couple of days. By that time some of the 'tissue' had died and he had to have plastic surgery.

To make it worse it was in the local paper, but at least he wasn't named.

(I've never used the biscuit thing before,it seemed appropriate)

sorry but ROFL!! what a knob

What a moron.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

sorry

I have seen a few interesting situations like this- people actually call an ambulance despite the mortifyingness of the situation.

A&E nurses would probably have more stories though

naturally this was a complete accident....I daresay he was walking across his bedroom having just got out of the shower..naked..naturally..some inconsiderate person left a steel pipe propped up against his dressing table..he lost his footing and fell onto it....easily done..such a freak accident though I mean what are the chances of that eh??

A friend of mine worked in A&E as part of her occupational therapy training and she said a woman came in one night with a goldfish up her hoop... The mind boggles...

ROFL at "The anxious man"

OMG rockbird I would have loved to have seen the look on the nurses face when she saw that!

pmsl at 'up her hoop' and

I can just see that consultation now: "My fanjo stinks of dead fish!"

"It's probably Bacteriarial Vaginosis, let me take a swab...Oh, sorry, no, it's a goldfish"

I know an A and E nurse and she once had to remove a toy dolphin from a man's arse.

What goes through these peoples' minds.

Hmm.... nothing on TV..... Facebook is dull at the moment... not in the mood to read.... World or Warcraft is getting a bit samey.....a ha.....I will stick my cock in the dishwasher outlet...

I used to do lots of bank shifts on MAU and you wouldnt belive how many people are admitted with implements in places they shouldnt be...best one was the guy admitted with a pepper mill up his bum

I bet this sort of thing happens all the time. Old friend of mine worked at a hospital and had a woman go in once with gearknob in interesting position (not reverse I hasten to add )

there was a lady who dissappeared an entire deodorant can in her bermuda triangle

She only mentioned it when it started to burn

There was a poster in here who went for a can of deodorant (A nice slim Impulse, I hope, rather than Sure For Men, but I can't remember), and lost the cap when it came off...it was a rather sore home extraction witnessed online by many of us

Oh yes, I remember that, she revealed by stealth what she had lost and where. Happy days.

hey BOF do you think the pipe man is a plumber ? rolof