Man got genitals stuck in a steel pipe

[TinyPawz]

OMG

sorry this has really brightened my boring morning!
What oh earth is with the fish though?? very odd!!

"...it got stuck, he couldn't free it....was stuck like a starfish against the side of the pool..."

PMSL!!!
that is too too funny!!!

Having a crap day so far, but that has really made me laugh!

Do you remember a blockbuster novel in the 80's- can't remember the name- where a guy had a fish tank by the bed, and would insert some exotic fish up his lady's bits to give her an amazing orgasm?
I remember boyfriend at the time remarking it wouldn't be the same with a browm trout.
Now what was that book- was it Lace?

oh my god, what on earth? How would you even think of these things?

When I go to Tesco and pass the fish counter, I debate whether or not to get some for tea. I have never stopped and thought ooh, that dover sole looks like a great aid to masturbation.

And I really hope that I won't from now on, after this!

Wanker!

I used to work in a&e we had a man come in after he shoved a hair brush up his arse.
he had to be given madazalam in order for us to pull it out, this requires close observation, so he needed to go into resus. (which only has3 beds)
in the next bed (behind a curtain) was a confused old dear having a heart attack, but had recieced quite a bit of pain relief, which was not helping with the confusion.
anyway, pulling the hair brush out was quite distressing for the young chap, and he started howling, until it came out. cue old dear "congratulations , is it a boy or girl?"
Dr shouts back, "I dont know but it has a lot of hair!"

"They turned up with a special equipment unit and seven firefighters to point and laugh help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation"."