Man got genitals stuck in a steel pipe

[TinyPawz]

OMG

hehe

Reminds me of some TV show I watched (most embarrassing incidents type-thing) where a guy got his penis stuck in the pool filter overnight .

Apparently he was in the hotel pool in America (where else)....saw the circular pump opening on the side....decided to stick his penis in to see what would happen (????) it got stuck, he couldn't free it....was stuck like a starfish against the side of the pool overnight and rescued the next morning. Then he tried to sue the manufacturer or hotel or something because there was no sign telling him not to put his penis in the hole....

Here's an article on it findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3072/is_11_219/ai_n6138272/

ive heard of men descibe their penis as a rod of steel, but never known one to actually have one . pmsl .

pmsl!! what a twat!!!

my mum worked in A&E and had similar situations. Once a man came in with a lemon stuck up his bum!!!
And in another incident a woman came in with a herring up her chuff... everytime she tried to pull it out the scales were catching on her insides so naturally the drs decided it was necessairy for her to have an x-ray... cue picture of pelvis with fish dangling out! I think in the end they lubed it up and pulled it out!

does make you wonder what these people were thinking of at the time. Brings a whole new meaning to the term fishy fanny!

But why? 'Darling I've been thinking. We've been together a while, I feel I can ask you this now...would you mind sticking this herring up your chuff? No, I swear, it'll feel really goooood..."

I mean, would you?

Goldfish up her hoop

I can't stop laughing, which is all well and good, but I'm at bloody work.

Does anyone remember the story of the girl who stuck a coca cola bottle up there and it got stuck because of the vacuum effect? I think it was an urban myth though.

FFS buy a cucumber!!! Or a single banana, cheap but does the job...I'd imagine...

Absolutely pissing myself at goldfish, 'up her hoop'. Oh lolol. I am at work as well so am red in face from trying to keep it in.

The woman had obviously read 'Lace' in her teens and was tring to recreate an erotic moment.

Lol at the herring as well. A herring. Why oh why?

Ok, so your husband is on the oil rigs or something, you need to let off steam. You're wandering the aisles in Tescos looking for a stunt double. What in the name of all that's holy would lead you to the wet fish counter??

Fish pie for tea - re-cycled herring maybe?

PMSL at this thread.

I am literally quaking with laughter still at up her hoop and bloody herring.

Colleagues giving funny looks.

Very glad I am at home reading this - not sure that the college library would have been pleased with my and as I tried to hold in my laughter.

DO you think A&E staff get special "neutral-face" training to help them in these situations?

LOL

at "4 and a half inch grinder"

I wonder if they were trying to tell us anything....

I used to be a nurse, and I remember an older colleague telling me about the woman who had a cystoscopy (endoscopic examination of the bladder) due to repeated bladder infections - and they were somewhat surprised to find a goldfish skeleton in there!

We also had a chap who had heard you could get sexual pleasure from a cylinder vacuum cleaner, but didn't realise that you did this by using the hose end, so put his penis in the end with the intake fan - which promptly sliced his penis like a cucumber. After reconstruction, he was left with a very short stump.

memorylapse- he was obviously trying to spice things up

'caused it to become aroused'

'bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed'

That has made my frickin' day!

Am in hysterics!!

Poor stumpy penis man.

For the article, I was rofling at "because of the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused". How embarassing.

laughing my socks off at this! But SDTG... ouch!!! That one's making me cringe!