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The Guardian Toddlers Mumsnet piece

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Hassled · 30/01/2009 09:41

is here. Some fantastic quotes

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tiredsville · 30/01/2009 13:17

LOL at "north London looking family" Hassled.

BennyAndJoon · 30/01/2009 13:21

Oh I got quoted - twice

at my fellow guardian readers and their judgy panted smuggery though

BennyAndJoon · 30/01/2009 13:24

"Another guide to neo liberal parenting... great.
This country is breeding a generation of feral chavs en masse."

Nice

Does s/he not know that the word chav is Not Nice

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AttillaTheHan · 30/01/2009 13:29

I didnt realise that so many daily mail readers also read the guardian

I am shocked at the attitude of my fellow guardian readers. At least there are a couple who seem to have seen the humour...

mollyroger · 30/01/2009 13:30

jeez, it seems the only Guardian readers with a sense of humour are on MN...

mollyroger · 30/01/2009 13:30

x-posted with Attilla, pretty much!

mrshammond · 30/01/2009 13:34

Sorry - I have completely lost the point of this thread because I am laughing so hard at purplemonkeydishwasher and her "Christ on a bike"

Swedes · 30/01/2009 13:42

Is it very wrong that I feel a little bit sorry for the man on the plane?

A few years ago I went on a much needed child-free break to Barcelona to stay with a friend. On the way out the check-in lady asked me if I minded sitting next to a six year old unaccompanied minor. I spent the whole flight cutting up his dinner, putting the lids back on his felt tips and playing I Spy.

Swedes · 30/01/2009 13:43

I am really shocked by the Guardian comments; perhaps the Telegraph website is down?

TheCrackFox · 30/01/2009 13:54

Goodness me, the Guardian attracts a lot of wankers nowadays.

tumtumtetum · 30/01/2009 13:54

The article was funny

The comments were utterly fucking depressing

People in this country really do hate children don't they.

LadyG · 30/01/2009 14:16

Hmmm I do sympathise Justine having been both the parent who gets all the compliments on having a very well behaved child even on a transatlantic flight and the one whose glance everyone avoided as same child screamed for 2 hours on the way back from Nice (3 hour flight delay missed nap, carnage). The most recent one was actually fine with 6 week old and 3 year old but this year we are going to Wales-hurrah no airports!

watershed · 30/01/2009 14:35

I too am a fellow Guardian reader . What a load of smug %*%??? the commenteers are.
Mind you, I would might have thought the same thing before I had children.

The ones that say they have got kids either
a)obviously don't spend much time looking after them; or
b)Were naturally endowed with such a degree of self congratulatory self rightiousness there was no room left for a sense of humour.

Janos · 30/01/2009 18:10

I read the Guardian online and can confirm that a large amount of folk who post there are so far up their own arses they're coming out the other end.

There's a lovely image for you all

justaboutisnotastatistician · 30/01/2009 18:16

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mollyroger · 30/01/2009 18:20

I am rather delighted, in that case, that i couln't get to comment

ssd · 30/01/2009 18:32

I've clicked on the comments, cos I could do with a laugh, but I can't get them loaded??

clam · 30/01/2009 18:41

Must be frustrating (if not upsetting) for Justine to have written a tongue-in-cheek, amusing article at the expense of her own child, and then be ripped to shreds about it by a load of uptight, humourless gits. As someone said earlier, more like the Mail...

Janos · 30/01/2009 18:58

Oh yes, and what justabout said.

Either that or they're 40 years old blokes doing same

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Janos · 30/01/2009 19:17

Lots of people on there think they are very important and that accordingly their views on..well, everything are also important and should be taken extrenely seriously.

IorekByrnison · 30/01/2009 19:17

Great article and quotes, and so nice to see everyone in print. Palermo's cat toothbrushing made me laugh like a drain(which doesn't often happen when reading the Guardian).

What surprisingly horrid people on the Guardian forum though! That one called GiveUsPeace is v v scary.

Janos · 30/01/2009 19:18

I feel the same of course. Ahem.

IorekByrnison · 30/01/2009 19:21

lol Janos, don't we all. But being self-important is surely OK, as long as you can avoid being too thoroughly unpleasant at the same time.

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