Mummies say Rude Words on talk forum: Pages 1-9. War: Page 19

[morningpaper]

We also love cock

LOLOLOL

And bumsex

pee poo belly bum drawers

PMSL - MP you've made me laugh (lots) recently

[fwank]

bottoms
bog
fruit shoot

(we're not doing much to uphold the intelligent and eloquent reputation)

no comment

twatfiddlers

I would like to clarify that not ALL of us are actively seeking bumsex

I gave birth out of my cunt.

But you are a laydee?

twinset, why on earth did you do that
manners, please

I recently actually menstruated

imagine my shame

@ twinset.

Surely you mean your foofoo twinklebottom?

Why did I do it, because I was bumsexing at the time and eating chocolate so it was the only free evacuation hole.

I can't believe no-one has noticed i said bog

Nah, what about your ears? Or nostrils?

You were just trying to be filthy and shock people.

if you had said crap and bog e may have noticed.

tomorrow's headlines:

MIDDLE CLASS YUMMY MUMMIES LOVE ANAL SEX! - pages 1-863

WAR: page 864 top
FAMINE: page 864 bottom

CORRECTIONS TO PREVIOUS YUMMY MUMMIES STORIES: pages 865-953

I would personally like to disassociate myself from the foul language on here (which is, btw, reaching epidemic proportions on this site and breaking up marriages as well as encouraging asylum-seekers to think they'll get a cushy deal here with the single mothers)

I keep a spare fanjo for emergencies like that [smug]

No anarchy because I was snorting coke and putting things in my ears smaller than my elbow.

lol onecunt

perhaps we all need new FILTHY names so that we aren't quoted in tomorrow's Telegraph?

Oh onecunt

Where's your spare????