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Russell Brand 🤢🤮 - crunch time

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KidsDoBetter · 02/11/2026 11:18

Continuing the docky wock

don’t want to jinx it by referring to potentially Jaily Wail

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Stinkybooks · 02/11/2026 21:36

DowntonCrabby · 02/11/2026 11:49

I hope they throw the booky wook at him.

Agreed. Odious man. Ive always felt there was something off about him. I watched a bit of his standup show once on dvd. Lasted 5 minutes and gave up. He showed his true colours in that Jonathon Ross incident. Should have put a restraining order on him then.
Booky wook in the bin!

JustSawJohnny · 02/11/2026 21:40

KidsDoBetter · 02/11/2026 21:29

We can only pray that she’s on her last few nights of going home with him, eh 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Fingers, legs, eyeballs & internal organs crossed!

JustSawJohnny · 02/11/2026 21:43

`He smacks of the David Walliams, doesn't he?

Another one who is currently 'topical', should rumours be true regarding a certain super injunction.

Klippin · 02/11/2026 21:52

What will you all do if he walks?

Pplareasthickasshit · 02/11/2026 21:58

Klippin · 02/11/2026 21:52

What will you all do if he walks?

Do you want every poster to reply individually about what they'll do or are you looking for a common concensus? If the latter, we'll have to confer off-line and get back to you with our response.

KidsDoBetter · 02/11/2026 22:01

Klippin · 02/11/2026 21:52

What will you all do if he walks?

What can be done?

He will retreat back to Florida and his crazy corner of the internet.

If he’s found guilty I am hoping Dispatches has another doc ready to go with additional info / testimonies.

Certainly ITN has their Walliams doc ready to
go …

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JustSawJohnny · 02/11/2026 22:24

Klippin · 02/11/2026 21:52

What will you all do if he walks?

Be unsurprised because the British justice system is weighted against female victims, sage my own ears after hearing the disturbing victim testimonies via trial podcast, have a cup of tea, probably a biccie or two and look forward to karma slapping that bitch real hard.

idontknowhowtodreamyourdreams · 02/11/2026 22:34

Thanks for the new thread.

Watching and waiting with interest.

willowwisssp · 02/11/2026 22:38

This bloke has always made my skin crawl. I have never seen the attraction with him what so ever 🤢🤮

Lifeomars · 02/11/2026 22:50

Klippin · 02/11/2026 21:52

What will you all do if he walks?

I'm expecting him to walk, but cling to the hope that this won't be the case. If he does, well, I will be so disapointed for the brave women who went through the gruelling ordeal of giving their evidence and hope that they are cared for and supported.

Klippin · 02/11/2026 22:53

Did they mention any police reports pre documentary? Even if they weren’t charged? As this is helpful for when more allegations come forward in building a picture. Often this is what happens to begin with big celebs like him!

Jimmu saville, Harvey Weinstein , Kevin spacey etc - hundreds of reports to police but they covered it up.

MabelsCatMabel · 02/11/2026 22:54

ItalianChips · 02/11/2026 19:37

The shit they can say is disgusting. I faced my rapist in court just over two years ago. I was accused of being “a fiesty woman who knows how to stick up for herself” and “wearing clothes that were confusing to men” honestly I came out of that court room furious, I’ve never felt anger like it.
Ge was found not guilty, I should have just stood up there shaking and crying, and behaved more victim for the jury.
Its such an impossible situation to be in, the police and CPS believed the evidence was really strong (injuries and DNA collected by a doctor) he explained this away with.. I was jealous about a holiday and attacked him, the restraint injuries were all the result of him trying to calm me down. The ripped open rectum.. Rough consensual make up sex.. seems likely huh?!?
It’s absurd to me that it’s allowed, no evidence at all that his ridiculous was true but that doesn’t matter as long as it causes doubt for the jury.

I was sexually assaulted but not rape years ago. My clothes were giving the wrong messages. Mini skirt and off the shoulder jumper. He was found guilty but suspended sentence because of how I must have encouraged him with my look
.... the system disgusts me.

Most rapists and men who sexually assault get away with it

m00ngirl · 02/11/2026 23:01

Defence was crap (“it was only three rapes and thousands of others haven’t reported him raping them yet, well to the police anyway, you must ignore the dispatches ones”) so feeling quite hopeful about the verdict despite everything…
I stumbled on this video earlier
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRJyNzakeHg&pp=ygUdUnVzc2VsbCBicmFuZCBpcnJpdGF0aW5nIHdpZmU%3D
this guy commentates on the Brands’ insufferable Sunday services. Just cracked me up, and felt sort of like a relief to hear someone else seeing the same shit I’ve been seeing.
also this is a fascinating one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2phdZWNLvo
in which Russell brand describes how he stormed off from his tiny children because they weren’t praying properly (?!) and we learn Laura had to “deal with it”, and also Laura homeschools them….
Cult. Cult. Cult!

(posted first on the old thread by accident, meant to post it here!)

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KidsDoBetter · 02/11/2026 23:08

m00ngirl · 02/11/2026 23:01

Defence was crap (“it was only three rapes and thousands of others haven’t reported him raping them yet, well to the police anyway, you must ignore the dispatches ones”) so feeling quite hopeful about the verdict despite everything…
I stumbled on this video earlier
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRJyNzakeHg&pp=ygUdUnVzc2VsbCBicmFuZCBpcnJpdGF0aW5nIHdpZmU%3D
this guy commentates on the Brands’ insufferable Sunday services. Just cracked me up, and felt sort of like a relief to hear someone else seeing the same shit I’ve been seeing.
also this is a fascinating one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2phdZWNLvo
in which Russell brand describes how he stormed off from his tiny children because they weren’t praying properly (?!) and we learn Laura had to “deal with it”, and also Laura homeschools them….
Cult. Cult. Cult!

(posted first on the old thread by accident, meant to post it here!)

These are very good - the commentator is funny tho of course it’s hugely disturbing.

They say the body keeps the score and he flags that LB starts each one of these Sunday services with a different ailment. He looks at her with utter disdain. The poor poor kids being denigrated for being unable to sit still and made to pray by this pair of charlatans. And homeschooled too. FFS

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JustAMiddleAgedDirtBagBaby · 02/11/2026 23:16

I've been listening to the BBC podcast on this - haven't listened to today's yet, but didn't the judge, earlier in the trial, say something about how a delay in reporting didn't have any bearing on the defendant's guilt or innocence?

I'm sure I heard something of the sort, in which case I don't understand how Winter has been allowed to say what he did today, implying that the delay in reporting puts the veracity of the claims in doubt.

Is this something the judge might address again tomorrow? I've realised I don't really know the ins and outs of how this works - and that most of the 'knowledge' I do have is gleaned from detective fiction of a bygone age.

Queenofheart · 02/11/2026 23:30

VanCleefArpels · 02/11/2026 19:48

I don’t think the prosecution has made their case I’m afraid. If I was on the jury I would not convict. RB is a vile human but it’s the prosecution’s job to provide compelling evidence of lack of consent at the time of each incident and nothing I’ve read does that for me.

i am agreeing here, I’ve been following it daily, and I think the defence summing up did better than the prosecution unfortunately 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

m00ngirl · 02/11/2026 23:36

@KidsDoBetteryes she is constantly ill! I think in one she says she’s been having nightmares as well. Her body is giving her all the signals, she just doesn’t want to read them…

SpanishFly · Yesterday 00:05

The problem is, we can all say we think he'll be found guilty or not, but not one of us has all the evidence that was presented in court.
Additionally, we dont know the nuances or the tone used in each scenario.
We also don't know whether any of the women are well-known, esp the one who had two well-known witnesses of her incident.
If she's "famous", that is also a crucial factor of how the jury might view her case. Etc etc

KidsDoBetter · Yesterday 07:19

SpanishFly · Yesterday 00:05

The problem is, we can all say we think he'll be found guilty or not, but not one of us has all the evidence that was presented in court.
Additionally, we dont know the nuances or the tone used in each scenario.
We also don't know whether any of the women are well-known, esp the one who had two well-known witnesses of her incident.
If she's "famous", that is also a crucial factor of how the jury might view her case. Etc etc

Exactly

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KidsDoBetter · Yesterday 07:20

Just to start the day … here’s the only time Piers Morgan ever did anything useful. Highlighting the true depth and integrity of RB’s newly found Christianity.

Even name dropping Grylls couldn’t save him.

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ElanaohElana · Yesterday 07:29

Askandyforcompo · 02/11/2026 11:53

One of the problems with jury trials is people not understanding this phrase. It means you can have reasonable doubt. But the system actually seems to allow jurors their own interpretation.

I don't trust the jury system since I was in a jury and two women refused to find someone guilty because they fancied his barrister. There was no way for me to complain about it because what's discussed is meant to be secret.

Either you are confused or I have misread you.

It means you should have no reasonable doubt of the person’s guilt. It is rightly a high bar but does not require certainty. It does require you NOT to have reasonable doubt. What counts as a reasonable doubt as opposed to some lower doubt is for you to decide.

I sincerely hope such a level is reached by the jury. The defence arguements are frankly an outrage.

Klippin · Yesterday 07:35

m00ngirl · 02/11/2026 23:36

@KidsDoBetteryes she is constantly ill! I think in one she says she’s been having nightmares as well. Her body is giving her all the signals, she just doesn’t want to read them…

Her husband does have upcoming rape trial.

Ratherhaveacupofteaandabiscuit · Yesterday 07:37

Stinkybooks · 02/11/2026 21:36

Agreed. Odious man. Ive always felt there was something off about him. I watched a bit of his standup show once on dvd. Lasted 5 minutes and gave up. He showed his true colours in that Jonathon Ross incident. Should have put a restraining order on him then.
Booky wook in the bin!

Agreed and I have never understood how Jonathan Ross got away with that.

Well, sadly I do. All about money.

If you make enough money for others then they will turn a blind eye to anything.

See also Epstein, Jackson, Saville, Glitter, Harris, Kelly, West etc.

Froughties · Yesterday 07:54

And let's remember the radio programme with the Sachs call was not broadcast live. The BBC chose to air it.

TotaleclipseinFrance · Yesterday 08:01

MabelsCatMabel · 02/11/2026 22:54

I was sexually assaulted but not rape years ago. My clothes were giving the wrong messages. Mini skirt and off the shoulder jumper. He was found guilty but suspended sentence because of how I must have encouraged him with my look
.... the system disgusts me.

Most rapists and men who sexually assault get away with it

I was unfortunate enough to witness an acquaintance (who incidentally I'd had a very bad feeling about) state openly in a group of people that young women who dressed in tight skirts etc deserved 'all they got'.
Thankfully everybody present-men included - were horrified.
It beggars belief that even IF this belief is held anybody would voice it in this day and age.
In a way I'm glad he said it because IF this clown does do anything - and I hope not-there's witnesses, myself included, who'd gladly get up and speak for his victim.
Yes I clearly heard him say that how a woman dresses gives men carte blanche to do what they want.