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Russell Brand 🤢🤮 - crunch time

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KidsDoBetter · 02/11/2026 11:18

Continuing the docky wock

don’t want to jinx it by referring to potentially Jaily Wail

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Tinydanceer · Yesterday 20:21

Dexternight · Yesterday 18:03

RB has bought a body double to court.😂

Yes A he was making that guy get out before him - trying to play a trick

Tinydanceer · Yesterday 20:23

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Dexternight · Yesterday 20:43

Tinydanceer · Yesterday 20:21

Yes A he was making that guy get out before him - trying to play a trick

He bought Kier Starmer at the start of the trial.

Russell Brand 🤢🤮 - crunch time
Netcurtainnelly · Yesterday 21:21

Piglet89 · Yesterday 17:34

Animal cruelty;
Expelled from school at 15 for punching a teacher; and
A total nightmare to work with.

And this is tip of the iceberg stuff. I mean, he doesn’t sound like an all-round good egg, does he?

Dumped his previous wife by text? Who does that,?

Piglet89 · Yesterday 21:33

Netcurtainnelly · Yesterday 21:21

Dumped his previous wife by text? Who does that,?

As we say where I’m from: dragged up.

I note he’s the only child of his parents (tho his father was absent for much of his childhood). I wasn’t stunned to learn this: I imagine he was simultaneously benignly neglected and indulged and this is the result.

I say this as an only child with an only child myself.

Ereshkigalangcleg · Yesterday 21:41

TotaleclipseinFrance · 02/11/2026 20:31

Being realistic about it, I don't think he's going to be found guilty on any of them.

There may be more sympathy for the women who were, for want of a better term, just going about their business such as working or at a bar when Brand went for them but they are still not going to think there's enough to convict, they may appreciate that it was not pleasant and undeserved but not that much of a 'big of a deal' to the extent to deny him his liberty.

In the cases of actual rape, I can't see him being convicted for the toilet incident.

Nor the 1999 PIV one, though if any this may be the one he does get convicted for owing to the strong evidence from his peers saying how agitated he seemed after it, though still not likely. That is going to count.

As for the anal rape. I'm afraid to say that it's not a chance.
It is absolutely right and proper that if this was forced he should be convicted, absolutely right and proper and it's an absolutely terrible thing to do but I think that realistically the image of her rimming Brand within a short time of meeting him may give the jury the impression that she was extremely sexually experimental.

I'm afraid I don't think that the argument that she's been open about this will count for much.
Not realistically. I think that in all honesty the idea of rimming somebody they've just met is going to be something that is completely alien to the jury.

My belief is that it is entirely plausible he did all the things he is accused of.

I sadly think you’re likely to be right on all of this.

eastegg · Yesterday 21:48

blankittyblank · Yesterday 17:49

I've just seen the list of questions they need to answer - where they have to say yes or no to a couple of questions for each count. Looking at those questions I can't see everyone saying yes to both parts of each count, so I suspect he'll be not guilty. Which has depressed me.

It's the '22 questions for the jury to consider' section - https://news.sky.com/story/russell-brand-trial-live-updates-rape-sexual-assault-indecent-court-13592674

It’s funny because I just read through the route to verdict and I feel it focused my mind in the opposite direction, and I feel guilty verdicts are a distinct possibility on at least some of the counts. I feel some of the strongest ones are the less serious ones, and the oral rape is possibly the weakest.

I agree with a pp that much will turn on how the witnesses including RB came across.

In both the vaginal and the anal rape, both complainants gave evidence that they actually said no. Let’s not forget that simple fact, given by witnesses who, as far as I can tell from the reporting, have not significantly had their credibility undermined to my mind. I think the defence have got problems. Their strongest hope is the delay in reporting, which could elicit a lot of sympathy.

blankittyblank · Yesterday 22:05

eastegg · Yesterday 21:48

It’s funny because I just read through the route to verdict and I feel it focused my mind in the opposite direction, and I feel guilty verdicts are a distinct possibility on at least some of the counts. I feel some of the strongest ones are the less serious ones, and the oral rape is possibly the weakest.

I agree with a pp that much will turn on how the witnesses including RB came across.

In both the vaginal and the anal rape, both complainants gave evidence that they actually said no. Let’s not forget that simple fact, given by witnesses who, as far as I can tell from the reporting, have not significantly had their credibility undermined to my mind. I think the defence have got problems. Their strongest hope is the delay in reporting, which could elicit a lot of sympathy.

I relaly hope so. I think the issue is the number of people who would need to all say yes. I wouldn’t surprised if 8 or 9 do, but I can’t see a whole (or even majority) jury doing so. I really hope I’m wrong. And like you say, it depends on so many factors - including what the barristers were like when cross examining and in their closing speeches. Let’s all hope though!

Piglet89 · Yesterday 22:11

@easteggdo you think that’s in large part because you’re reading and thinking like a lawyer?

eastegg · Yesterday 22:33

Piglet89 · Yesterday 22:11

@easteggdo you think that’s in large part because you’re reading and thinking like a lawyer?

I think it’s definitely a fairly logical and balanced approach I’m taking, or trying to take, and that’s quite lawyerly I suppose. Perhaps I can’t see the wood for the trees and everyone saying powerful men always get off will be proved right.

Piglet89 · Yesterday 22:38

@easteggI fervently hope there’ll be enough who think like you on the jury to swing it. I also hope the violence of woman 5’s testimony (the anal rape charge) mean he’s convicted on at least this one.

Ereshkigalangcleg · Yesterday 22:47

eastegg · Yesterday 22:33

I think it’s definitely a fairly logical and balanced approach I’m taking, or trying to take, and that’s quite lawyerly I suppose. Perhaps I can’t see the wood for the trees and everyone saying powerful men always get off will be proved right.

I hope you’re right, and I’m wrong.

eastegg · Yesterday 23:00

Piglet89 · Yesterday 22:38

@easteggI fervently hope there’ll be enough who think like you on the jury to swing it. I also hope the violence of woman 5’s testimony (the anal rape charge) mean he’s convicted on at least this one.

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It’s the one playing on my mind the most. It’s in some ways the strongest, but also the most susceptible to judgment about the complainant’s morals. There will be a lot of media attention on that one if he’s convicted, and I hope it will be reported properly in the mainstream media.

KidsDoBetter · Yesterday 23:49

eastegg · Yesterday 23:00

It’s the one playing on my mind the most. It’s in some ways the strongest, but also the most susceptible to judgment about the complainant’s morals. There will be a lot of media attention on that one if he’s convicted, and I hope it will be reported properly in the mainstream media.

I agree on both counts. But I do think people have moved on an awful lot in their understanding of the daft, unwise etc sexual things people do particularly when they are young and star struck. So hard to know in terms of cultural and religious references of the jury.

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sashh · Today 05:22

The summing up of the defence had me raging.

"A rapist doesn't X,Y,Z" and repeat. How does he know what rapists do and do not do?

And one of the victims who got in a car to go to the police (I don't know if it was a taxi) and did not tell the diver she had just been raped. I don't think I would either.

Klippin · Today 07:01

What do you think they’ve told the children?

IzzyLeng · Today 07:50

Klippin · Today 07:01

What do you think they’ve told the children?

How old are they? Im
assuming school age? They’ll hear it in the playground even if the parents don’t tell them.

GarlicNothing · Today 07:57

Last I heard, his children don't go to school.

SpanishFly · Today 08:21

sashh · Today 05:22

The summing up of the defence had me raging.

"A rapist doesn't X,Y,Z" and repeat. How does he know what rapists do and do not do?

And one of the victims who got in a car to go to the police (I don't know if it was a taxi) and did not tell the diver she had just been raped. I don't think I would either.

No. I am guessing that, in your most vulnerable and shocked state, you wouldn't tell a random (male?) driver, in an enclosed space. :'(

ProfessorRedshoeblueshoe · Today 08:31

I think the verdict will be in at 2pm on Friday.

blankittyblank · Today 08:38

ProfessorRedshoeblueshoe · Today 08:31

I think the verdict will be in at 2pm on Friday.

i hope so - but it’ll probably be a lot longer. They have to agree on seven separate counts. Which could take ages, especially if there’s a lot of deliberation for each one. Unless they all agree rather quickly on them. But I think it might take until the end of next week.

KidsDoBetter · Today 09:01

IzzyLeng · Today 07:50

How old are they? Im
assuming school age? They’ll hear it in the playground even if the parents don’t tell them.

Terrifyingly, they are home schooled. According to comments on their you tube channel.

The youngest boy is about 3 and the two girls young primary age as far as I know. I feel for the poor kids so much.

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LetsTalkAboutKevinNow · Today 09:07

Piglet89 · Yesterday 21:33

As we say where I’m from: dragged up.

I note he’s the only child of his parents (tho his father was absent for much of his childhood). I wasn’t stunned to learn this: I imagine he was simultaneously benignly neglected and indulged and this is the result.

I say this as an only child with an only child myself.

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Normally on MN you get excoriated for daring to suggest that a child brought up by a single mother could possibly be negatively affected by that - but is fine to disparage RB’s mother …

BabyGrooverBug · Today 09:07

blankittyblank · Today 08:38

i hope so - but it’ll probably be a lot longer. They have to agree on seven separate counts. Which could take ages, especially if there’s a lot of deliberation for each one. Unless they all agree rather quickly on them. But I think it might take until the end of next week.

Yeah, this isn't going to be a clear cut case where there's speedy agreement. I'd be quite suprised if there's a unanimous verdict either way.

People concered about him being found not guilty probably shouldn't worry too much. By far the most likely path to Brand not being found guilty is a hung jury so he'll have to do it all again. Two highly public trials isn't a life sentence but it's a pretty heavy punishment in itself.

SoftIce · Today 09:11

That's true @BabyGrooverBug . Out of curiosity, how many retrials are allowed?