Unless he's written 'Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey' on the woman's tits
HAHAHA
For the poor poster upthread who actually fancies Paddy McGuinness: you really need to watch Max & Paddy’s Road to Nowhere (someone has put it on YouTube FYI). Phoenix Nights spin off. He is properly stupid, a truth acknowledged by other characters, and looks as if he smells. He is acting being himself. The same is true of Phoenix Nights.