I think it's Officially Official. TOM CRUISE IS NUTS.

[purplemonkeydishwasher]

WANK-ER!!

y'know, L Ron Hubbard was quoted as saying "if you want to be really rich, start a religion" (or words to that effect) and then he started Scientology

I would have thought the fact that he wrote science fiction should have given them a clue ?

"He discusses his faith while the soundtrack to his Mission: Impossible films plays in the background."

Oh pur-leeeeese

"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help"

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LOL tigerfeet!

i think his comments on PND confirmed his absolute lack of grip on reality for me

shame.

What did he say about PND?

(do I really want to know)

So do I!!!

Apparently it was on You Tube but is no longer available to watch.

He is quite clearly unhinged!

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pmsl @ Juan Curr.

He said that PND wasn't real, didn't he?

i think andrew morton is a wanker.

The DJ on Radio 6 was talking about this this morning (can't remember his name - Northern bloke) and he mentioned that driving past an accident thing and how only a Scientologist can help - he said why doesn't the Church of Scientology kit out all its members with fluorescent vests then? Good idea, I reckon (though I reckon if Tom Cruise came to help me at the scene of an accident I'd pretend to be unconscious til the paramedics came).

PND - I think he publicly criticised Brooke Sheilds for going on ADs for PND. Not sure what he said exactly, but i do know that apparently he was sorry after

Well thats alright then

Andrew Morton is a wanker.

I suspect that if Tom Cruise came to my aid after a car crash, I would think I'd died and ended up somewhere other than heaven

It's the force of his charisma, isn't it?

I imagine that now, even people struggling with fatal injuries see him coming, and get up running, which he interprets as them being OK.

andrew morton and tom cruise are wankers

PND can be treated by multi vitamins, apparantly

apparently i'm not the only one who thinks so www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

So who would win between Tom Cruise and Andrew Morton in the "I am an arse" stakes?

I reckon Tom Cruise

By a short head

Tom Cruise is an arse and he appears to be unable to help himself from showing us all what an arse he is.

Andrew Morton on the other hand appears to think that by being an arse, writing about being an arse, writing about arses in general will make him a rich arse so he is more of an arse because he has a choice in it.

I think

lolol

How exactly does a Scientologist help in an accident. Do you they do first aid badges or something? Or do they send out mental beams of light to heal the injured?

Morton is slimey. But the whole Diana book turned out to be true.

'Tom Cruise is nuts' is not news.

He has been barking since he went off his meds and left Nicole Kidman.

He never got over losing Goose....