I think it's Officially Official. TOM CRUISE IS NUTS.

[purplemonkeydishwasher]

WANK-ER!!

I can't get that link. The website though, I read it through and can't actually find anything that bothers me.

I know he's anti A/d's but so am I!

Please someone quote me something I have to disagree with.

Oh Ok got the link.

You're right he's off the planet.

I think his arrogance has put alot of people right off him. It's one thing to be self confident quite another to ram it down others throats given the chance.
So we are all decended from aliens - I'll take my chances with the resurection.

What does he do (being the only one who can help) when he sees an accident then? Dive into a phonebox and put his Superman outfit on?

That crazy laughing he does is very scary.

'We are the authorities on bringing cultures together....'

[as long as said culture has enough money for the littl' ole Chruch of Scientology ]

He needs help.

he is famously litigous. But he does appear to be serioulsy deluded.

I doubt he could successfully fight that charge in the libel courts.

Daily Mash take on it; make me laugh

TOM Cruise was celebrating last night as he overtook John Travolta to become Hollywood's most dangerously unhinged psychopath.

In a previously unseen interview, released on the internet, Cruise delivered a tour de force, comparing Scientology to, 'having sex with an angry kangaroo'.

He added: "It's an army of Spanish elephants, it's a hospital made of chocolate, it's a bomb full of guns."

The Far and Away star then claimed to be 'the only being in the solar system' who knew what to do in the event of a car crash.

"I have a special computer that proves how paramedics and firemen can make a car crash 1000 times worse.

He's having a seriously bad hair day in purple's link.

Girls, I really think that you should re-think your close minded attitude to scientology.

After all what could possibly be wrong about following a religion thought up created by a sci fi writer?

What could possibly be risible about following a religion that believes in people who regressed to a previous life when they were killed on Mars by a red Martian bishop driving a steam roller?

What is odd about thinking that you once perished in an accident when you, as an intergalactic walrus, was pushed out on a spaceship????

Really, what is the slight bit odd about that? other than all of it?

martianbishop how harsh!

If it were not for Tom, your nickname would be a very dull set of initials

I don't think I've ever seen anyone take such a long time to say absolutely nothing at all.

hmm paramedic and ambulance crew
or
tom cruise

i know which one I'd choose in an accident

Is it just me, or did Katie, oops, sorry KATE ("she will be called Kate from now on, she is a woman now" ) look lovestruck and adoring in the olden days and now look like she is pensive and contemplating inserting her head in a blender?

Is it just me or does Scientology seem a bit like Dungeons and Dragons - a bit of a game for geeks?

These people "believe" aliens came to earth to inhabit human bodies and it is our - the humans - mission to (buy their very expensive scientology merchandise in order to) become evolve into masters of the universe or something. They use acronyms ("stsp" (or something), "LRH" etc), just like geeky school boys.

They, from what I could gather from Tom, appear to exist to protect and serve and to save us from car crashes, they know everything about psychology, yet their most famous member is only 5 feet tall and could barely lift that big medal they gave him. But it's ok, because "he knows" (what I am not sure, but whatever it is, it's a rough and tumble blast that means he can't go romping. Poor Katie).

It's clearly a silly game which is more fun if you pretend that you believe it is real because then you get to play all the time. And there are big medals.

Dooneygirl -well said

I got really bored tryign to actually wait for him to make a point.

All he said was about the car crash thing, and then drugs and psychiatry thing. The rest was pure waffle. I don't actually think he "knows" half as much as he thinks he does, coz he wasn't convincing me that he did.