Victoria Beckham as Big BIrd

[blousy]

here What is she like? And what's with her eyebrows?

"losing the plot"

methinks she lost it long ago

You have to admire her stamina. She's done good for a girl who has a touch of the Royston Vasey about her.

Posh
tubs

olivia, like a good girl I've mailed you my recipe.

LOLOl at darrel rivers

erm, I don't think she looks that bad aksherly.

The pics will be great as they will be airbrushed to buggery but how is it different to some other twig moggeling the clothes for Vague? I mean nobody walks down the street wearing stuff that has been styled for the editorial stuff do they?

I know this has been asked before but are DarrellRivers and MaloryTowers the same person?

I feel sorry for Posh because she never looks like she enjoys life

lol at Royston Vasey Duchess, ha ha ha

Oh, I agree that Immodesty Blaize is fabulous but to stick-like VB, she would look like Mr Blobby. I thought Dita was at least a large step in the right direction....!!

she looks awful

She is clearly underweight

She always looks tired

Her eyes are 'dead'

Yes, she pouts all the time but lately she just looks depressed... and never with her husband.

Or kids.

the thing about victoria is....she isn't actually very good looking. She just isn't. End of.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder and all that...

But whatever your opinion on her attractiveness she at least used to look happy

Just looks depressed now

Silly dress. Bad eye make up. She needs a new stylist.

then again maybe she should see her Gp for some sensible advice re weightloss and possible investigation by a neurologist for 'odd behaviour'

at the GREEN dress with the tie in the front and the flaps all over it.... Not to mention the crap make-up and the greasy looking hair. Someone on that magazine (Was it you coddy? are you a French fashion editor in real life?) has it in for her. No one can look good done up like that.

That green dres is unspeakable and the silver shoes.... No wonder she looks so unhappy in teh photos though

haw he haw

aw e aw perhaps?

The little black dress with the high heels is ok though, that's her own stuff.

Trying to think what is worse - the green dress (vile) or the white one whihc makes me think of pipes and bathrooms and plumbing.

I didn't realise so many people hated her so very much. Okay, she isn't THE most gorgeous person who roamed and yes, she does look like she needs a good dinner but is that a crime?

Do we know how long she actually spends with her 3 children? We see what VB wants us to see - on shoots, with TomKat but surely other times she is with her family? I don't know, but do you?

Has anyone seen her taking drugs? Beating up her kids? How often do you see stories of her in the tabloids having affairs, driving with her kids not wearing seatbelts, yelling abuse at photographers??? She can't be all that bad.

So, someone might laugh if she died - even in jest that's not a nice thing to say.

Nappychange - I'll get flamed for this no doubt, but the people who slag VB off are probably insanely jealous of her and insecure about their own appearance. It's very sad that so many women spend so much time slagging off other women. Also, VB in her many outfits IS NOT NEWS.

well this is a nasty thread

oil oyu utter poof

I'm more gutted by the link on that page saying Alex Turner is dating that gorgeous one from C4. I mean, I thought he was saving himself for me [lardy arsed mum of 3]

VB - oh dear, becoming a bit of a parody of herself. Wish she would wise up, chill out, get some sense, be somehow more of a real person. I think there is one in there somewhere - she can be quite funny.